I mean if you haven’t seen the weird tucker Carlson thing with a bunch of greased up men in it uh idk man I don’t even remember what it was but boy does it make me not question that he understands what gay is… but uhhhhh it sure sounds like tucker just wants Pete to prove it by sucking his dick and is mad that he won’t.
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And that’s basically it!
Hey,
Thanks, and I don't think I have to watch it anymore!
C’mon Tucker. Offer yourself to prove how gay Pete is or isn’t.
This seems like maybe the last thing we should be concerned about right now.
Guys, Tucker is right. Pete doesn't have blue hair and a nose ring. /sarcasm
He wants him to prove it to him hard
No Tucker, you first.
This coming from a guy who tans his testicles.
"I did gay to be cool and popular. President, maybe!"
-- not gay Pete
I think we are all wondering one thing that Pete might be able to answer.
“When two gay men have sex, how do they know who's penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?”
-Dwight Schrute
Angela slowly nodding in the background
There's literally "butt" in his name. What about you, Tucker fucker? I remember that Putin interview when you took his cock so fucking deep.
There’s literally “butt” in his name.
This is the level we're dealing with not only with Cucker Tarlson but all of US, erm, "political discourse".
Frankly, I've always pronounced his last name "booty judge" because why not.
Masculine manly Republican men stop thinking about gay sex challenge (impossible).
This man is so far in the closet, he's inside a closet in a random house in Narnia.
The fuck does he know about sex? His name is Tucker.
Sounds like Tucker wants to get topped.
I always thought a bow tie was the same as a woman wearing a bandanna, a declaration that you are gay and that you have pride about being gay.
Oh, certainly not! True, all of the men I know now who wear bow ties regularly are gay, but not the guy I knew back when I was a high school senior. Y'know, good, solid, conservative Limbaugh listener. Had a girlfriend even—back home, while he was at college—you wouldn't know her. Real friendly, he'd invite me over to his apartment to talk computers, share his university Internet login password with me, that kind of thing. Yup yup. Totally. 110% straight.
Obviously he considers himself an authority on gay sex.
Did he get tipped-off by Lady Graham?
Why even repeat this cunt's message even if you oppose it? Best thing to do is let this drug of society fall into obscurity where they can do minimal damage.
I'm a STRAIGHT Conservative who wants to MURDER GAY CHILDREN and I would GLADLY suck a Penis just to PROVE how Straight I am!
Tucker has always seemed a little "sweet" to me. He's probably bi and really wants to know what it's like
I gotta say that this is the first gay circlejerk I'd pay to see! Or ever see!
I'm getting a fake hard on from all this projection. Of all people to say something as dumb as this.
The only coherent point I can pull out of this is that being gay is the only mildly progressive thing about Pete the Neoliberal.
But not all gay people support ideologies that are good for them so idk.
Tucker suffers from reverse-gaydar.