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[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean if you haven’t seen the weird tucker Carlson thing with a bunch of greased up men in it uh idk man I don’t even remember what it was but boy does it make me not question that he understands what gay is… but uhhhhh it sure sounds like tucker just wants Pete to prove it by sucking his dick and is mad that he won’t.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago

Hey,
Thanks, and I don't think I have to watch it anymore!