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When I was in the 8th grade I had a friend who had two kids already. TBF he should have been a high school senior but he had been held back four times (this was before school districts had really grasped the concept of passing kids to get rid of them).

His favorite song was "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" by Pink Floyd which was very popular at the time and featured the lyric "We don't need no education". Even at the time I remember thinking "Tracy, you might in fact need an education". I think it's under-appreciated how much that one line from that one song had to do with the success of that album.

Still better than South Africa where you get to mine nickel as a child and possibly either die in a cave which entrance has crumbled in, or die afterwards of toxic air pollution to your body due to mining.

My original spawn was a dictatorship, I wasn't supposed to be born.

Guess what, I left that dictatorship, now I'm in a different dictatorship (I mean its better, but only slightly better, with unique challenges like having to deal with xenophobes). Isn't life just so wonderful? 🫠

Please don't be Earth, give me a Class 3 civilization with a post-scarcity civilization.

That's bad RNG, but there are worse spawn locations.

Uhh what age are middle schoolers?

The good news is the baby's parents already live together. Their mom could only afford a single wide two bedroom trailer.

"I didn't do 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school, and 4 years of residency to be called 'sir,' baby."

Should have been more specific. How should god know if they meant Norway the country or any of the other Norways, such as Norway, Iowa/Nebraska/Kansas/Indiana?

"And your birth just put them in crippling debt that they will never be able to recover from. Enjoy life!"

let's hope grandma is up to the challenge, after all, she's probably 28 by now.

Hopefully got a respawn waiting

"Abort me now plz"