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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

I'm 32 but the original one reads like news from the new Donkey Kong to me

[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Celebrity news looked like that for me since I was a kid lol. I never understood how people are supposed to know celebrities and be attracted by such headlines.

As a kid, I also liked to do crosswords, but I rarely could complete them, because they always asked things about celebrities. I hated it so much.

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

Same. I remember trying to do crossword puzzles, and half of them were like, "Name of the actress who played X in the 90s series title." Me: Hell if I know... name of a purple crystal used for jewelry and home decorations? oh yeah, I know this one!"

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've never cared about celebrity news for the sake of celebrity news, but I've found I very much care about the actual creation of the art that I like.

That means sometimes I know about the relationship history of the songwriters whose albums I listen to, knowing that a post-divorce album might explore those themes. Same with when a standup comedian I like becomes a parent, knowing that the observational humor may shift as a result.

For television and film, I know who's signing deals with who, which actors and directors like working with each other, what some prior screenwriter was doing before the current project, which studios have reputations for interfering with the artistic vision, which directors and producers have reputations for mismanaging resources, which characters had to be written off of shows for off-set reasons, etc., because it all affects the end product.

For sports, some of the off-field drama can affect the on-field product (suspensions or personnel movement for non-sports reasons, weird health conspiracy theories affecting one's return from injured status).

So I don't really mess with celebrity gossip in itself, but I do follow industry news in television, film, music, the sports I like, and any other entertainment I enjoy.

I’ve found I very much care about the actual creation of the art that I like.

I totally get that. I think it's like that for a lot of people.

Sad thing is, there's a bunch of folks out there that aren't all that deep. So "pretty people doing pretty people things" is about the level of involvement there. There's probably an escapism/fantasy element there too, which may explain why we have people that are famous for being famous.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

I would be so much more impressive at jeopardy if it wasn't for all the celebrity questions!

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Is [celebrity noun 1] the new [trendsetter], or is he just getting [influenced with sexual undertones] by [celebrity noun 2]?

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago (12 children)

I honestly don't remember ever having this kind of slang when I was a kid. If anything, our slang was borrowed from previous generations. ("Dude, that's cool.") I'm an old millennial, and I speak the same as Gen X and Boomers, it feels like. I never remember my parents asking "what the hell are you saying?"

Am I just forgetting? Is there a late-90s, early-00s equivalent that I've just purged from memory?

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 5 days ago

j00 1337 h4xx0r5 r00l

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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But leetspeak was limited to online, you never used it IRL.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago
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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Probably because you grew up with it an understand it. Here's some 1950s brainrot slang:

I'm a circled guy to an ex paper shaker when this bird dog tried to bash her ears at this fat city place, not supermurgitroid!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

The best part about that scene is that this is Barbara Billingsley, aka June Cleaver.

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[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Literally any discussion about Pokeyman (or Yugioh, etc.) our parents overheard was complete nonsense noises to them. I've had this brought to my attention by my mother, but only as an adult.

Also, anything we picked up from our era of flash videos - e.g., someone saying "so, this is the ....What a sweet you might say" and someone else reflexively responding "round", or a loop of "badger" and "mushroom" between friends: also nonsense.

In any case, it's an important skill to learn the new slang: as an old, it gives you the power to make it "cringe" by using it. Very fun, on god

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

My grandma would always say “pokemans” and it took me a while to realize she was doing it intentionally to annoy us

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think due to the internet being less of a thing, slang was a lot more localised.

We definitely got a bit of influence from London slang (I grew up outside London) that never made it up to my cousins in Lancashire, however they had a load of different slang I hadn't heard of.

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[–] dissentiate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 days ago

I hope Baby Gronk talked to his doctor about that drip.

[–] KeavesSharpi@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

40 years ago and before, slang had to travel by... get this... word of mouth. Now one obnoxious tik tok influencer (and the word is valid because they do actually influence others) to say something for a 12 year old to make it the new thing in her school, thereby infecting an entire town/village/planet. it's skibidi if you ask me. And I'm 55.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Slang travelled through print magazines, underground zines, radio, musicians, books, etc.

[–] KeavesSharpi@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago

True. Radio is word of mouth, and the other forms of media are even slower. When one can sit down and doomscroll tik tok for an hour and be exposed to orders of magnitude more information, things are going to change more quickly.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

Radio was huge. Some rapper could make slang local to his street corner famous and it would be in car commercials within two years.

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[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I’m with Dave. I have no idea what any of this shit means.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

This one is actually easy to parse. I'm assuming baby gronk is Gronkowski's kid. I'm not big into American football but it was almost impossible to not hear about Gronk a few years ago. Normally drip is fashion or style so drip king in this context would probably mean ability on the field. Rizz is just short for charisma, so they are asking of he's just being hyped by whoever that last person they refer to. I'm not sure who that is and I don't think it's really worth looking up. Baby gronk is still a child, of course this is all manufactured hype.

[–] phar@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait, that was easy to parse?

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I suspect you're making half of this stuff up but I can't prove a thing

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Livvy is Livvy Dunne the gymnast. And apparently Gronk is trying to hype up his very young son as a future athlete.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Ha! My penultimate daughter said something to me the other day and I was like "huh?" because I thought I'd misheard her, it didn't sound like words. She repeated the exact same string of sounds, and I was like, "ok I didn't mishear you, but that just sounds like nonsense".

Later in the week she showed me a "Needo Nice Squishy Cube" - that was what she had been talking about. The imminent arrival of the blue needo nice.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is the product in question. Had no idea it was a thing. If it's not sticky, it might be a cool office fidget toy.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 18 points 5 days ago (5 children)

No idea, its celebrity news so I don't give a shit about them

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

didnt baby gronk get rizzed up like last year?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Also wasn't this proven to be a completely made up troll?

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I never understood slang as a kid but I'm finally starting to figure it out. By the time my kids are teenagers, I'll be a pro. They won't be able to hide anything from me.

A few more years, and I'll finally become cool. Hehe, yes, just a few more years...

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a school bus driver and my kids act like their slang is some kind of secret language that I can't possibly understand. They apparently aren't aware that google is a thing.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just say the words they do. Nothing will make something uncool faster than a parent adopting it.

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you hunt down the article they're referring to, it's very self-aware. They made the headline ridiculous on purpose.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The older I get the more young people sound like dolphins chattering.

I'm a big fan of the word 'calc'. It's short for calculator by the way, I'm just using slang. Oh by the way if anyone's new to the stream, calc is short for calculator. I'm just using slang.

[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm ngl I saw baby Gronk and immediately thought of a baby version of Kronk instead. I vaguely think this makes more sense anyway, so I'm just gonna pretend that's what they meant.

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