this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
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[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 99 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

😩😣🙄🤦🤦

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago

It’s obviously a vintage shitpost

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago

You obviously don’t understand.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

ffs ur fukn weerd mom git ur own fukn handle u skrub

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thank you for your sacrifice in this matter.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 1 week ago

Children never lie about their age online.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean, I have a sibling that has a disability that impeads their physical growth. They are in their 20s but you'd think they were half that. They could totally pose for this stock photo today and you wouldn't know the difference.

E: word

[–] null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 58 points 1 week ago

Why not something nice, like SatansMaggotyCumFart?

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand... 😆

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

xXEmoXOstrichXx

Holds up spork >:3

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Just ask Ethan

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Because gaybitch2006 was already taken 😔

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I want my embarrassing early 2000s username on my tombstone

WAY more personalized about who people are as a person than some silly real name like "Jeff"

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife and I created a funny named joint e-mail account when we were engaged for all the wedding stuff (we got married in '01). Over time it sort of morphed into the default address for all bills, schools, family, etc. Anything that both of us should be aware of.

The username has since became the default for most of our joint online accounts as well. It's pretty close to the perfect username. It is distinct, short and easy to remember. Best of all it's always available.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Involves some privacy considerations eh but may be outweighed by the joy!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

forever thankful to my younger self for realizing i should spend a moment thinking of something clever

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just assume you don't have a banana. 🤷‍♂️

But now I am wondering... Is that a literal banana or a figurative banana, such as a penis? 🤔