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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 47 points 6 days ago (6 children)

It's easy to judge from like 30 minutes in public, until you have an autistic kid and no support network.

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Thank you for saying this. I used to judge parents of kids on screens until I had my own. You never know what's going on and there's a chance that the 30 minutes of quiet that family is getting from the iPad is the only peace they've had all day.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean there's other things besides brain rot. Also people did raise kids prior to iPads.

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

Yes, parenting existed before iPads. That doesn't imply that everything they used to do to cope with similar situations was correct, or better. Previous generations of parents used to do things that would terrify us now.

[–] Serpent@feddit.uk 14 points 6 days ago

Or it's the only meal they've had out in a month and it coincided with a sleep regression or something.

I have friends without kids tell me how they would parent and what they don't think is "good parenting" all the time. They have no clue...

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Somewhere right now there is a iPad kid watching skibidi toilet that will one day be president.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Somewhere right now there is a President watching skibidi toilet that will one day be dead.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

you jest. fox news would never stoop so low to play that garbage.

they stoop lower by playing fucker carlson, or other fascist talking heads.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

People when kids screech at a restaurant: 'Must be shitty parents.'

People when kids run around at a restaurant: 'Must be shitty parents.'

People when kids use an ipad at a restaurant: 'Must be shitty parents.'

There's no winning here. Children just aren't allowed to exist.

We are the exception because we most definitely weren't like that at all as a kid. /s

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

#2 is shitty parenting. Kids running around a restaurant puts them and staff in dangerous situations with hot food and steak knives etc

[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

It’s when it’s A, B, then C with subway surfers on full blast for the rest of the meal then yeah the vibe sucks and I wish I wasn’t sitting near your kid.

[–] ninjakttty@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I’m guessing it’s because the perception of people who don’t have kids have the thought “every time I’m in a restaurant I see kids on their parents phone/ipad so that must be what they do 24/7”, and I’m totally guilty of that too. Once I had a kid, I think me and my partner had a pretty good no screen time rule but when we wanted to go out to eat at a restaurant that rule was relaxed not just for us but for everyone else as well.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (14 children)

App suggestions make it so hard to keep kids away from slop. I started out only letting my toddler watch PBS Kids programs and a few other educational programs, but then your kids start seeing suggestions for all sorts of shlock, and they want to see the show with the superhero kitties is (it's called Super Kitties and it is garbage). God help you if you try to watch something on YouTube; every suggested video is either low-quality home movies of people playing with toys (which is like crack to toddlers or weird shit like this that absolutely shouldn't be on YouTube Kids but often is anyway.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Set YouTube kid to only show selected channels. My kid is actually bored of youtube now.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Holy shit, I did not know you could do that. That is going to be life changing.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You watch skibidi toilet on a corporate-controlled spyware machine known as the "iPad"

I read the anarchist cookbook on my RISC-V PineTab

We are not the same.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

But you also watched new grounds and shit like goatse

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

read ... on my RISC-V PineTab

Because it's not powerful enough to play a video. /s (sorry, just teasing)

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[–] hzl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Imagine portraying Homelander judging anything as an argument for agreeing with him.

Have you considered that that self awareness might be a level to the meme you didn't recognize?

No. You didn't. Because you're the REAL Homelander! /S

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Why are you approaching other people's kids and take away their ipads?

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

You're on lemmy. Such hypocrisy.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Me when a friend of mine who's an engineer who sometimes works for the CERN unironically watches Mr. Beast and listens to Papa-a-pate (?, this nonsense k-pop song, it was popular some months ago...).

Like, yeah, you have the hardware, why fill your brain with malware! ;-;

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Malware for the brain. Best description of brainrot I’ve heard yet.

E: any social media “challenges” pretty much fall under this umbrella as well.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure they don't work at SERN?

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

I've recently gotten a hold of an older ipad. I've been installing apps and stuff on it and playing with all the things.

And godDAMN that os has problems. I'm back on my android phone and it's so much smaller, but Jesus Christ having a back button and responsive apps and ui and os feels like coming home.

Android isn't without its problems though. The apps are all definitely aimed at a poorer/cheaper demographic, the audio drivers suck big fat rectum, and the hamburger-scrolly-floating-button design philosophy is straight up garbage.

But there are so many missing QOL and presumably standard features on Android. On iOS, I get so lost in the loose ux standards that often end up bewildering me. I used procreate for like 8 hours today, and by the end, I had memorized a ton of really really bad designs. They work, and within the app, they're.................... Mostly consistent. But I have this deep down rage for whoever made some of these decisions.

It's entertaining, at the bare minimum, to see UX and UI slowly develop over the years, and neither OS (or Samsung's OneUI) are perfect. It's fascinating to see what the other camp is doing.

But yeah... Kids crying over having their ipad taken away? Shame.

Get them something better.

Like a desktop computer.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

Bro I watch Loiter Squad by choice, who the fuck am I to judge?

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Well chosen character, sorry if that's you.

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