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[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

La fuckaracha?

I'll show myself out.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

notices penis

"Hmm... I'll write down fertility ritual implement"

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some old analog meme. Of course it doesn't make sense because we don't know the context.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 days ago

I really want the context. Tho the really old jokes I’ve read have all pretty well sucked according to my present tastes, so..

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"man with giant cock kills locust plague and saves the kingdom, more at 11."

-egyption news

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"...more at XI."

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a scabbard, not a tripod.

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Of course it is! They didn't have tripods in the 1st century, so a scabbard would have been a better alternative to our modern condoms anyway, even if it does get a bit crusty.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

It's like I'm reading Perdido Street Station in a different timeline.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 8 points 2 days ago

Would you still love me if I was a grasshopper?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's an ancient astronaut working the levers on his Stormtrooper speeder

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Welp… can’t fucking unsee that.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well that β€œdwarf’s” got a giant sizedβ€”eh nevermind.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

That reads very similar to a dwarf fortress carving description.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

They were roommates!

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago

dwarfs packing some heat

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

It immediately gave me a flashback of a video where some guy was narrating a Reddit post about a guy and his imaginary human sized cockroach gf named Ogtha πŸ˜‚

The craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality!

[–] Duxedo@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is a sword, hanging on his belt, right?!

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Yes, yes a β€œsword” said the museum curator