this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2025
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[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Finally, a yard sale sign large enough to read while driving by.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And they put the date on it! I hate it when the sign just says "Saturday", and you roll up and there's nothing there, and I can only assume it was actually last Saturday

I saw one yesterday with, I assume, the date and address in the fine print at a busy intersection.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 days ago

Well, I wasn’t planning on leaving my house that day but if you insist.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

No matter what speed I was going .... I'd yank the steering wheel in the direction of this sign.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No way a person that thinks they're this clever is going to give me a good deal 😂

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

It would be great to dress in six-fingered man cosplay and visit the garage sale.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Haha this reminds me of a sale sign I saw recently on a visit. It didn’t say garage sale, or yard sale, or rummage sale, nor estate sale.

No, it said EMIR SALE with an arrow, and zero other information.

What the fuck does that mean?????? I asked my friend who lived there and she also didn’t know. I figured someone was selling something specific, called emir. Whatever that might be; I’m pretty out of the loop.

Turns out it’s a street name. I guess they are selling the whole street?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 4 days ago

"Six-fingered men welcome!"