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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

Cracker Barrel is on team TACO. I'm bigly surprised...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 29 minutes ago

No one even mentions the historical reference to the term "cracker" in America.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 5 points 1 hour ago

Isn't there a single entity with a spine in America?

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Put the old man back in, but add another man standing behind him with his hand on the first dude's shoulder. They'll flip their shit even harder.

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

None of them actually care they just want to distract from Epstein.

That's a bummer. I liked the new logo a lot.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

A new logo wasn't going to change the fact it's a racist restaurant chain so it's fine by me of they keep the old logo, not like the new logo was going to get me to break my twenty plus year steak of avoiding this place.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

the fact it’s a racist restaurant chain

Calling it Cracker Barrel is truth in advertising in that case.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

And everybody forgot about the Epstein files and we all lived happily ever after the end.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Goddamnit stop teaching conservative snowflakes that their annoying, incessant whining works sometimes!

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

I mean, its cracker barrel. That's their entire customer base.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Good thing this "controversy" came along, I'd all but forgotten the place exists.

[–] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

Whiny snowflakes got their way and now see that they can threaten more businesses to cater to their WEIRD ASS COMPLAINTS

[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Was this just conservatives? I never saw anyone say anything positive about the changes. Potential problems with some decor they might have, I don't think that reasonably translates to completely scrub it of all personality anyway.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

I'm not a conservative, it was either a bad call or a good publicity stunt.

[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm far left and I thought it was dumb.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I thought it was dumb, too, but I definitely wasn't upset by it. Conservatives were, for some reason.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's perhaps universally hated but for some an unfathomable reason, a very common sentiment among conservatives is that the new logo is too damn woke.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

You could almost wrap it around to how corporations fuck everything up but that would be too much for their little brains

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I said it in the last thread and I'll say it again here: I do not give a single flying fuck about any political motivation behind the changing nor changing back of the Cracker Barrel logo, either real or simply perceived, but their new logo was objectively terrible. It was so bland and unmemorable that whoever designed it should have their Macbook confiscated and be catapulted into the ocean. That is, the both of them. But preferably one each into different oceans. I don't know how much that braindead rebrand cost them in consultancy fees but I hope they can ask for a refund.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

bland and unmemorable

This is why it was great. It perfectly encapsulated both their food and store. It was an ideal logo for them.

[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 22 points 19 hours ago

bro please talk about brands bro please

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayfabe

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

They should increase the cost of of all of their products to cover the increased cost to print their existing logo. There's no way the newer one wasn't cheaper lol

[–] tnarg42@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This almost feels like a bet, or an experiment, by social media political manipulators. Like, one guy says to another, "I bet I can make Cracker Barrel change their logo back in less than two weeks using nothing more than a social media outage campaign." "Deal."

And then they do it, with some carefully planted posts across many platforms, and some well-placed calls to conservative commentators, calling attention to those posts. They successfully demonstrate their social media manipulating prowess, and ultimately sell their wares for the upcoming election cycle.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

Or more than likely a marketing stunt by Cracker Barrel. Announce a new logo to get everyone talking about you. Then backtrack to stay in the news a little longer. Plus now you don't need to spend any money on new logos. Boom you just got tons of free advertisement.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 8 points 17 hours ago

🤣 another win for conservatives. I don't know why I even care anymore.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago

Republicans are sensitive snowflakes

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 155 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wish these people cared as much about the president being a pedophile as they do about this mid-ass restaurant changing its logo.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They need these distractions, otherwise they start to actually think. Their leaders can't have that happening.

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[–] Lukaro@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it encourages them to eat there, is it really such a bad thing, I mean t a diet heavy in the types of food Cracker Barrel sells can't be good for you and republicans hate healthcare. Seems like it might be a self-solving problem.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

They hate healthcare until they need it. Then they have a sob story and create a GoFundMe.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 5 points 19 hours ago

Awww… the new one was so much cleaner and nicer.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 21 hours ago

I mean... A broken clock is right twice a day and all that

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Step 1: Get a terrible rebranding done

Step 2: Wag the dog with fake/paid outrage

Step 3: Reverse the decision letting people think they’ve won

Step 4: Profit

It’s New Coke all over again.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

honestly I thought it was this too

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Its not even political at all. It was just dumb corporate blandness that defeats the purpose of the restsurant's image. Conservatives made it political because their CEO happens to be a woman.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Conservatives are calling this a win? Really???

Cracker Barrel: Changes logo.

Me: Didn't even know this happened months ago. Thats how little I care.

Conservatives: WE WILL FIGHT FOR A FICTIONAL OLD WHITE MAN'S RIGHT TO EXIST IN A LOGO!!!!

Me: Still doesn't give a shit.

Cracker Barrel: Changes logo back.

Me: Still doesn't give a shit.

Conservatives: WE WON!!!!

Me: STILL doesn't give a shit. You're the winner of a game that no one wants to play.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When you own all three branches of the government, have deported thousands of innocent, disenfranchised people, and you've got civil liberties and democracy on the ropes, but your whole shtick is grievance and vengeance, you get nonsense like this. They need more to things to get mad at to feed the monkey on their back.

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