perfect idea no doubt to be flawlessly executed
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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flawlessly executed
... i mean something might be
$10 says first kill is a cop
hedging my bets I'll also put $5 each on EMS and teacher
You know I was just thinking schools needed more murderbots
what could go wrong
its not like the cops are going to do their jobs. they might get hurt!
after flash banging the room and using up all of its tear gas, the drone kamikazes right into the alleged shooter's nuts
so how quickly some sicko would hack it?
I think its more likely to lose connection inside a building and leave a live gun lying on the ground.
(not sure if its armed or just for scouting)
Introducing GrokMode™ where, should the drones loose connection to the StarLink™ Constellation™, they would use GrokTek™ to switch to an autonomous state and dispatch threats to American consumers
Using a blockchain currency unique to it, it will sell bullets to students
Innovating on the traditional delivery model by higher tier payments slowing down the transfer of bullets.
PRESENT HALL PASS. YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
In my head, I am now imagining scene 9 from Our Robocop Remake (https://youtu.be/i-9MbhK4tt8).
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Battle bots sponsorship opportunities. I am excited to see one of these robots get hacked by a depressed nerd and we get to see the fpv view of a flipper bot closing with a cop.
Oh yeah
So full on Class of 1999 shit eh?
Class of 1999
I never heard of that so I looked for a trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-ph46XYWQ
This comment might be mostly a lie but I still really like it.
Fun story: As kids, me and my cousin rented Hulk on VHS and the quality seemed off throughout the movie, and kept progressively getting worse. During the climax, heavy static occurred and the film dissolved into the climax of another film... This one! :D We were absolutely shocked and terrified to switch from watching a cartoon film to an ultra violent slashed about a bunch of robots chasing punk kids inside a school! Turns out someone stole the original film we rented and recorded it on an old tape of this film, so at the end we couldn't even read the credits due to poor quality. It wasn't until many years later that I recalled this bizarre memory and looked for the movie. To this day, just watching the climax of the film with no context to what happened previously is one of the most terrifying memories of my childhood...
is that what we're calling cops now
they should refer to it in their marketing materials as the Uvalde 9000
