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[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 207 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"well baby snoop it's called adoption" as if they'd have a problem explaining little orphan Annie or Stuart little or any number of adopted children

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 92 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] riot@fedia.io 44 points 1 week ago

And seeing as it's his grandkid, he can even just say, "Ask your parents.", if he wants to be a real coward about it.

smh, why does it have to be everyone else's problem that people don't want to talk to their (grand)kids?

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

"Their parents were murdered in a mass shooting, as is Murican tradition."

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 157 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So your grandson has an understanding on the biology of reproduction, but is stumped by the idea of adoption? I think the kid might be dumb, big chief.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That movie is set way in the future and the baby looks like both of the mothers. I don't think it was an adoption, I think the assumption is that they somehow figured out a way to have 2 women have a baby together with both of their DNA in the future. I watched it with my kid n kinda thought huh, that's a bit of an odd choice, but my kids didn't ask, and frankly I didn't care. The movie was shit though, and this tiny, weird bit of plot was irrelevant to it sucking. The decision to replace the voice actor for Buzz was super annoying. He just sounded wrong and the movie was fucking space groundhog day but worse.

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[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 125 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yes, a cartoon lesbian couple is highly inappropriate for the grandson of a drug huffing, ho banging gangster.

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (3 children)

While his take here is shitty, I think doing drugs and having sex with women for money is not something that warrants out right condemnation imo.

His involvement in murder and assault, and the sexual assault and battery accusations are much more damming and legit reasons to shit on him though.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 53 points 1 week ago (20 children)

it's not condemnation, it's pointing out hypocrisy.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

If I had to choose between explaining how 2 women have a baby and explaining what "pimpin' a ho" and "187 on an undercover cop" means, I know what I'd prefer.

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[–] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Upvoting for awareness of what a snowflake Snoop is and in the hopes we can get past the “awww he and Martha Stewart are best buds” era.

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[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Snoop instantly pushed away the guy holding the coke plate, he shoved off the three women deep throating him, to take a last deep hit from his blunt to scream "hey this is not appropriate for children!"

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 81 points 2 weeks ago

What a piece of shit

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago

He's always been a homophobic piece of shit. This article back in 2015 details his antics. One such example

"...upset the lesbian community after posting a photo of a lesbian couple that was pregnant with a baby. The caption of the meme read, ‘She really thinks the baby is hers’, accompanied with a laughing emoji."

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I hate this argument. "You people can't exist in public because I might have to talk to my stupid kids".

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

No.

you people can't exist in public or stories because i made my kids stupid bigots, and seeing you might make them question that and make q lot more work for me if i want them to be as stupid and bigoted as i am

I know this, because my grandma said this shit to me about literally this asshole. He made my shitty racist grandma half correct about her shitty racism.

Edit: Fuck him with a three foot wide strap on that needs to be worn by two women who are making out in front of his grandkid.

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

did he really say that dumb shit? 😭

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 101 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He came out and said him and Trump are solid. I think he performed at his inauguration too.

I bet you can guess the answer.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And he clowned people who did it before, then did it himself

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's wild to me that someone who got rich selling songs to teens about fucking bitches, selling drugs and killing cops could keep a straight have (edit: face! Straight face!) while saying he's offended about anything.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 52 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If homophobia surprises you then you haven’t listened to rap music of his era.

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[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Snoop turned into a fucking pussy.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Grandpa why are your eyes so red?

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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Is there a credible source of evidence that "Snoop Dogg" actually said this?

If he actually said this then he's a horrible fucking human being but I don't like accusing someone of doing something horrible without evidence

I've already seen it happen to people online and false accusations can ruin lives and it can be hard to repair that life after its been ruined

I've never heard of this claim apart from this image

EDIT:

Looked at a few comments with links to articles and have only skimmed through 2 so far but yeah he's a piece of fucking shit

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Right because lesbians should only exist in pornos (like the GGW ones Snoop promoted at one point). Definitely not in real life, right Snoop?

Fucks sake, we can't depict two people in love because you can't explain it to your grandson? Should we not depict space travel or is he a rocket scientist that we don't know about?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 26 points 1 week ago

He probably just can’t explain two people in love.

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Its reallly funny watching this dude who put his name on multiple porn movies featuring copious amounts of lesbian sex clutch his pearls over a depiction of a lesbian couple in a children's movie.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My son just started third grade. It is actually super easy to answer questions like this if you're a kind person who allows others to keep their humanity if they are different, and if you actually cultivate a relationship with your child.

Explaining how two women parent a child? Wow, that must be tough my snoop guy. Better to just hide from the public like a little bitch, as you might say.

I mean, I've had to address things like the topic of death because of a grandparent dying young and a future sibling ending in a miscarriage. And the original due date recently passed too. oof.

But thank fucking god that in my family's weakened state, none of us were assaulted by the vile image of two women holding hands and kissing a baby on the head at the same time.

Check this out though Dogg: if you were sent back 50 years in time with white skin and no memory, within a week you'd be fighting to bring back segregation. Cunt.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago

Snoop is also a crypto bro that played at one of Trump's pre-inaugeration events. Fuck him, he's a tiny little man with small dick energy in 2025

https://www.revolt.tv/article/snoop-dogg-defends-crypto-ball-appearance-for-trump-inauguration

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There are many kinds of whores. Snoop is the fascist kind

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“I don’t go to the movies to have conversations with my grandkids about the world and stuff. I go to ignore him for the day!”

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He made adult music knowing it would be listened to by children. At some point in his career he must have realized he was talking directly to children while in the studio.

I'm sure he cares about kids and isn't just a stupid asshole saying a line because something pulled his string.

~You got a stick in your ass, Snoop!~

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

MF was convincted for murder, but a 5 year old asking questions is too much?

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 26 points 1 week ago

Snoop has got to be the biggest sellout in the entire history of music.

[–] SwimmingInTheeStars@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“They probably adopted.” Not that hard.

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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Damnit.

Now I have to not go out of my way and keep Snoop on the list of people's political opinions that I don't give a single fuck about.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

the first sign was him chilling with trump and right wingers. he smoked so much weed it damaged his brain.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

You are a sad, strange little man.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Of all the things to fear for your child

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