This is not a drill. The woke mob has taken Cracker Barrel.
We did it!
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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edit it with the new cracker barrel logo
I won't believe any of this "woke Barrel" shit until Cracker Barrel opens a location in California. As I understood it, they were avoiding CA because of its civil liberties.
Outside CA, you can find a CB at every other exit off the highway, it seems like. More so in the South but they seem to operate everywhere else but CA.
Before I'm willing to even entertain the notion that CB has "gone woke," I'm gonna need to see them open a few locations in the Golden State.
I don't much care either way. They make good breakfast food, but so do I. The plumber doesn't call a plumber and pay them to do what he can do himself, so why should I go to Cracker Barrel? Same reason I don't go to burger places. I can, in fact — or at least, in my opinion, make a better burger than they can. So, firstly, I don't use American cheese, I use pepper jack. Better flavor, melts just as good, costs a little bit more, but worth it for my burger. Second, I make my burgers thicker. When I eat out it's to get food I don't know how to make or can't make as well.
If it was going woke, I’d take it as a personal insult to my commie ass.
How fucking dare the absolutely mediocre fashslop think I’m interested in their All-American^TM^ good ol’ boy^MoarTM^ slop^NeedsMoarTM^?
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it's only a mob if they aren't a bunch of racists and bigots.
should have given brads wife her job back
all publicity is good publicity
The same motherfuckers trying to minimise slavery in the Smithsonian are crying over this minor shit. Fuck their tears.
The crackers are gonna have to find a new recipient.
no-crackers-allowed barrel
im sure cletus is gonna learn to make his own chicken and dumplings now
he’s not just gonna keep going to craKKKer barrel like he wasnt just throwing a tantrum
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How the fuck does cracker barrel have a stock I do not understand the economy