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That's gender fluid, drink it and things will start getting different for you.

[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

the fools! it's systemd, of course it failed!

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

I'm gonna systemPee

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 18 hours ago

Whoa ... this is the first post I've seen of this not calling it "BIOS" ... nicem ...

[–] facow@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, Slurpee/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Slurpee plus Linux. Linux is not a frozen carbonated beverage unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Slurpee refreshment made useful by the Slurpee core-ingredients, dispensing utilities and vital beverage components comprising a full drink as defined by POSIX.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I drank too much of that stdin slurpee, and now my stdout has turned into all stderr.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago
[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry why tf is that not just a sign that says the flavor?? Lmao internet of things go brrrrr

[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Owning, storing, and replacing flavor signs is odious for the site manager whereas keeping your software connected to the server is a one-time chore with absolutely no drawbacks

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Truly the most efficient system to have a Linux capable processor for each label rather than a single controller with multiple display outputs.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

One of the many things I hate about the modern world is how everything is a screen now. An artificially coloured sugar treat does not need a screen. Stop this madness.

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

demanding a free refill because i found a kernel in it

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago
bash: Sudo: command not found
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Putting on my cat ears and thigh highs of course

2025 is the year of the Linux... Slushie?

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

It tastes like Arch btw

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] EnverHoxha@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

This is why you need to write it in Rust, if it compiles it's guaranteed to be blazing fast 🚀 and memory safe ✅

[–] Inui@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I become atomic.

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

S(lurpe)ELinux

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hit up stack exchange when my brain freezes and ^c doesn't work

Marked as a duplicate

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 day ago

hack the gibson finally

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

this is cyberpunk nutrislush made from krill and blue-flavored nanites

one extra large cup and you can hook back up to that 7-11 console and bounce from there via the kuala lumpur node straight into the chinese datavaults

[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

tastes like penguin

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

install gentoo

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

This is the advanced slurpee for power users.

[–] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

This brings me pain as I could see myself actually causing this to happen