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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Haven't seen a picture of Jordan Peterson in awhile. He's not looking too good. I'm thinking he might not have all the answers.

[–] notso@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Must be that beef-only diet. He probably has severe vitamin deficiency and is slowly starving himself.

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/food-and-drink/my-carnivore-diet-what-i-learned-from-eating-only-beef-salt-and-water-1.3625293

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No. Boobs are luck or money. Ass is work, dedication, commitment.

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

yes but no. Boobs are perfect the way they, all shapes and size are ideal. While ass, no sir. Some like big, some like it fat, some like it muscular and some like it skinny.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

"We define God as that which is most important to us. So when we take the ass n titties heirarchy in light of the metaphysical substrate, titties is God"

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The noise detail level of the text is the same as here

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

give me the dragon. double dragon.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

Well its just a fact that some people just don't like cake

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you were offered the real thing or a pale imitation, which would you choose? Boobs are simply asses on the chest! The Ass is superior!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, just better pimples, which you often can find amass on ass!

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Call me old-fashioned, but I ain't gonna suck the white juice out of ass pimples.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

What an awful day to be literate

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

o7

THE ASS CAME FIRST!!!!

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe asses are just back boobs without nipples.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just tried listening to him talk about male loneliness... what a crocodile crock of shite.

He blamed it on "female" teachers treating men as lesser, despite that being one of two respectable professions women were allowed for the better part of the last 200 years

Also is there a community to talk shit about right wing media

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also is there a community to talk shit about right wing media

Yes, lemmy!

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Haha, true, but i was thinking of something where a plane where we can hate watch/listen to conservative influencers and pull it apart. I was listening to a Charlie Kirk podcast and really need to vent

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Be the community you want to see in the fediverse!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] idriss@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This dude confused the shit out of me when I started seeing him in short videos. Sounds smart while saying non-sense pseudo science.

I checked more about him, apparently he was normal and reasonable during early academic career then decided to go nuts and it kinda worked for him financially.

Reactionnaries will do that.

[–] FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah this sounds more like Zižek

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lobsters evolved a near 0 tits to ass ratio, now testosterone is their friend making chemical!

Checkmate lurbrls!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Eventually, all ass and boobs evolve to be crabs!

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Well boobs on your face are fun, but they can't fart in my mouth, so what's the point?!

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Yet another Western false prophet. He should've just stuck to fashion, he's somewhat competent in that area (although my wife says I have no eyes for fashion so maybe I'm giving him too much credit, lol).

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

Looks like a hunger games villain.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As I approach 40 I've been trying to make fashion choices that are something like 'stylish aloof professor' but I'm always worried that I end up in the 'douchebag psuedointellectual buffoon' category like this chode of a human being.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

tweed jackets with leather patches on the elbows. never fails.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do not like that look at all. 😄 Listen to your wife.

[–] muts@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago

Sheogorath cosplay

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I condemn this.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can hear it in his voice

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Kermit the frog ass misogynist

[–] TheSean@beehaw.org 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well what's the suppositional didactic of the tits versus ass? One must ask what is the metaphysical substrates for each?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The things your mom ask me to cum on. Like that one time during hell in a cell when the undertaker threw.....

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

...his cum on Mankind's tits?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago

well i- let me stop y- before that, can you first define "didactic", "supposition", "metaphysical", "ass", "one", "ask", "the", "is" and "for"?

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

I like this meme because hahaha Jordan Peterson dumb. But also, It makes me feel better for liking butts more.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

Tits or ass? Uh, yes please!

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I want him to debate the counter argument that ass is the original boobs. I think there was a cartoon about that, I think it was in a black and white manga style.