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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

What is Fortran's actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 4 points 5 days ago

As a Ruby fan having a blast with Elixir, where the hell is anything BEAM related?

The compass is truly political.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 5 days ago

System vs Toy?

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No colours? But how am I going to look down on the other three quadrants?

But for real, how did you make it? Hold up, did you screenshot draw.io? You absolute madlad!

[–] 56_@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

You can export from draw.io with dark mode and grid enabled as well. Seeing as the space even on all sides...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

a lot of suspicuously missing lisps

[–] jkercher@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Odin mentioned!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Is Java more obsolete than c#?

It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

how is python to the right and mojo at the bottom.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

My man put EMCAScript like Oracle was gonna C&D 😅

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

pascal on the top left, and python on the bottom right.

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[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 3 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Typescript, a language. Hah.

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