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[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

When I was a ~10 year old kid, I dreamed about having an iPod touch. It was so cool to take pictures, play games, and look up information. I would wake up and be disappointed for half a day that the iPod was no longer in my hand.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 91 points 1 week ago

I don't personally spend much of my day thinking at all about my phone. It's an extension to get to what matters, like my family, or completing a task. I don't ever think "I'm looking at my smartphone" as much as "I'm talking to my sister" and "I'm using the Bank's app."

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get phones in my dreams all the time. Usually checking the time and being late to get up. Sometimes the horror of receiving an unexpected call

[–] elvith@feddit.org 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

receiving an unexpected call

They asked about dreams, not nightmares....

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Well that my secret all my dreams are nightmares, do people have pleasant dreams? My are either straight up unnerving nightmares or a weird crazy mess that makes no sense. Also they jump from one scene to other. Sometimes they are hard to keep together. What I don't understand is for most people dreams are supposed to fade away after waking. But for me a lot of them I can hold onto for fucking years in vivid detail. And if I concentrate hard enough when I go to bed can revist some. But that part is rare.

Dreams fascinate me and I will ponder over mine for days or weeks. The only dreams that make sense are the smoking dreams. I am ex smoker and I will have the occasional dream of picking up a pack of cigarettes and smoking. They say that is just par for the course for addicts. Sad thing I hear that one doesn't ever go away.

But the rest of my dreams cant gst handle on them. But none of them are good or pleasant.

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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 51 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't remember many dreams, but I also don't recall dreaming about computers or TV much.

Maybe brains just have a hard time hallucinating user interfaces.

[–] luipaard0011@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

this is true. i remember been able to dream with my nokia 3320 back in the 00’s

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[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My cell phone is in my dreams all the time. Usually I'm trying but failing to make or send text messages or phone calls.

It's when I succeed in my dream that I wake up in a panic and check my phone to make sure that I didn't actually carry it out in real life. So far so good.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The panicked "did I really send that text". Can't say I haven't been there.

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[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have a recurring stress dream about needing to type a message urgently on my phone and the touch screen keyboard not registering any of the right letters.

I miss physical keyboards.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's similar for me too, but a bit broader. My brain apparently can't convincingly simulate any digital user interfaces. No PC, phone or anything else like that works correctly in my dreams.

It's actually one of the most consistent ways I have to figure out that I am currently dreaming.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sometimes I dream that I have to call 112 but can't. I type 111... clear... 122... clear... 111... clear... 1112... clear... Brain definitely has issue with maintaining a consistent state of UI in dreams. Even watches don't work. Every time you check the time it will be different.

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[–] DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People can dream of phones but the ability to read language while dreaming depends on where that language processing routes through the brain as it is different for different people. Most commonly people cannot read in dreams. Being able to write in dreams is even more rare.

[–] Grumpy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

This is why reading and writing is one of my lucid dreaming triggers. Don't need tops or other tokens like in Inception. Just try to read the same thing multiple times and it's different everytime in a dream, because you aren't actually reading, just hallucinating that you are.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

thank you Batman for teaching me this

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Heard somewhere once that dreams have a hard time with details. It's all loose impressions that your brain rapidly confabulates into experiences. It's why (supposedly) light switches don't work in dreams. If any of this is true, the same probably applies to other devices.

[–] Peppr@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People say that dream states don't do well with text or numbers in particular.

I've read in lucid dreaming communities that trying to read the time on a clock, or small text (and failing to do so), is how some people manage to realize they're in a dream as a first step to taking control.

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[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because dreams don't exist anymore. I haven't had a dream in years, and since anything I experience is universal that means everyone else is just lying about having dreams, and that's why there aren't phones aren't in dreams.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i think that's because of all the weed, but i could be wrong

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This has nothing to do with the post, but I have had multiple unconnected people tell me I was in their dream and every single time I was eating fried chicken. So either I give off the vibe I love fried chicken, which is true, or I'm off wandering though my friends dreams watching their weird shit while eating some tasty fried chicken.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 1 week ago

No reason more than one thing can't be true, dreamwalker

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[–] sodalite@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

not on a phone but i've had discord conversations in my dreams before

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't need a phone in my dreams. What I need is a god damn clean toilet so I can finally sit down and poop and pee!

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's your brain trying to stop you from pissing/shitting the bed.

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[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Funny thing is that despite being on my PC all the time (literally, if I don’t eat, sleep or shit I am in front of my PC) I very rarely dream of computers.

Last dream I rember was me standing somewhere I don’t recognize and watching a bridge collapse lmao.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There was a bridge I used to drive over on my way to and from work every day. It was a very tall bridge and I've always been terrified of heights. Every day when I drove over it, especially when traffic was bad enough that I'd be stuck in the middle of it and could feel it swaying, I'd just stick to the lane farthest from the sides and maintain a mantra of it's safe, it's huge, it's going to be here forever, don't be afraid. (Also there was a cool abandoned military base that was visible from it and I'd look at that to distract myself when my mantra wasn't enough.)

Anyway, I still have the same job but have moved hundreds of miles away from there. After I did so, a ship hit one of the supports for that bridge and caused several people to live through exactly the unlikely event I dreaded happening every day during my daily commute. Now I don't ever drive on a bridge over anything bigger than a small river or even creek and, though it's unrealistic to expect this to be fulfilled, hope never to again.

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[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's because a PC is simply an interface, the stuff on screen is the bit that gets remembered. That and maybe the stuff shown is much more engaging for most brains.

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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Anything that involves dexterity or hand movements generally don't show up in dreams. Thats why fighting in your dreams feels like a numb slap fight.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I want to know why I continually dream about taking a piss but never actually wet the bed. I mean, thank you bladder but jeez.

Actually, I'm a school bus driver and most of my dreams involve me fucking up badly somehow in my bus and waking up bummed that I'm going to have to find another job. I wonder if other drivers have this going on.

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[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I’ve had at least a dozen dreams of trying to text someone during an emergency and I’m unable to do so. I keep fat fingering the buttons and it won’t send.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have cell phones in my dreams all the time. One of my most common stress dreams is that I can't enter a fucking address into the navigation app

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

I literally dreamt about using a phone tonight

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

I saw this when it was originally posted in 2023 and it stuck with me like yeah, why don't I dream about using my phone. Maybe it's because they are an extension of something else I'm doing or maybe I just don't remember.

And then one day did dream of struggling to use my phone and then in the dream itself I realized this was a dream and I was using a damn phone so the original assumption was wrong. I do dream about it, I just never think about it enough to remember. But when I started to think about it now I remembered.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They feature in my dreams on an infrequent basis. They never work, though. I've never made a successful call on a cell phone in my dreams, ever. I suspect that means something, but I don't know what.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

A void cannot pierce the immaterium.

Have them pop up, but they work extremely erratically. Mostly pop up in the context of reading a single text, which changes if I think to look at it again (rare).

Buttons do whatever they feel like (mostly nothing or stuck keys producing garbage text), and I don't think I've made or received a phone call (can't say this for landlines when they show up).

Idk man, dreams are weird.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I regularly have dreams where I'm trying to use a smartphone but can't do anything because I can't read the screen and Pacific because it feels like I've been hacked.

My vape also regularly falls apart in dreams, and back when I smoked lighters never worked.

I think that the part of our brain that processes these mechanics are shut down when we sleep, so when our dream self tries to use them they just don't function.

Could come into play where punching in a dream is impossible and running is difficult.

I ain't no brain doctor, or nothin'.

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[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Typically I can't read letters or numbers in my dreams.

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All advanced tech is forbidden in that realm.

Tap for spoilerIt’s a joke, tin foil hatters

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[–] anas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Speak for yourself, my phone is constantly in my dreams, and for some reason my alarm isn’t stopping no matter how much I try!

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My spouse has a recurring nightmare including a Nokia 3310

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[–] mang0@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

People seriously don't see phones in their dreams? Unbelievable.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 week ago

Phones aren't real.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

I'm a xennial so very much grew up without cellphones at all, let alone smartphones. They occasionally pop up in my dreams.

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