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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 167 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they clack together two halves of split open coconuts to confuse the enemy

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Where'd they get the coconuts?

[–] voodoocode@feddit.org 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A swallow could've carried it

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago

Ah, but African swallows are non-migratory

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

holy shit 6 legged bovine thing

[–] shoop@lemmy.ca 114 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe they Naruto run while galloping

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 62 points 1 month ago (16 children)
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

That is absolute nightmare fuel. This image alone is enough reason to ban ai.

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

With the whole upper half bobbing up/down like a horse nodding it's head while it runs.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

By that description, I imagine a centaur walking like a chicken.

It's my failure, not yours.

I might need to make chicken-centaurs in my game. Comical at first until you realize they're raptors.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They hold a polearm. Always.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hmm, humans swing their arms while running to counteract angular movement. Presumably, the horse undercarriage wouldn't have this problem, because there's more legs in an offset motion and just some distance between the pairs of legs to hold the body straight.

But horses nod their heads during gallop, so maybe the centaurs would do a little chug-chug motion with their arms instead.

[–] jwmgregory@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

this is how centaurs are usually animated i think

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hold a shield and spear or somethin like that maybe?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So you think centaurs are always going to fight someone? That's racist.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think, canonically, they're always going to rape someone.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 1 month ago

That's rapist.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah nonono, thats just their sense of fashion. Both are actually made out of cardboard and they take great pride in the intricate ways that they paint them.

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[–] Thoath@leminal.space 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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One hand scrolls through tiktok and the other holds an iced coffee, just like humans do while driving a car.

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 30 points 1 month ago

Naruto run.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 29 points 4 weeks ago

They shoot you with their bow.

[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They cross their arms since they also don't know what to do with them.

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[–] Kapirotto@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 weeks ago

They shoot arrows with a bow?!

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 27 points 1 month ago

Does no one watch Xena anymore?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They place them majestically on their hips, as if they're the captain of a boat.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"HMS Centaur, coming through!"

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 1 month ago

Just windmilling their fists like wrecking balls.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they hold them out in front of themselves like they’re holding motorcycle handlebars and they make the sounds with their mouth

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[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the real reason centaurs are almost always drawn with bows and arrows. Not for horse archer vibes, so the artist had something to do with their hands.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was about to say, "Holding a bow and arrow"

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they actually just bend down and use the human arms to help walk (more legs = faster, since less time without touching ground, more time propelling themselves forward)

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In all the media I've seen the arms basically just stay in place, half bent.

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[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Random, but I've just now realised centaurs can't shake hands with the milkman.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

If you'd imagine how much something like a centaur would need to eat, they'd probably carry snacks.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don't smack me in the asshole every gallop.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

This is just another reminder how weird a centaur is as a concept. Vertebrates don't have more than 4 limbs. Land vertebrates mostly have 4 legs, but the structure of their forelegs is very similar to human arms and wrists. Bats have wings, but their wings are basically arms with a membrane of skin between the bones. Even a Naga (human / snake hybrid) makes more sense than a centaur.

Also, think how unbalanced a centaur would be. Instead of a trunk that merely has to support a neck and a head, a centaur has to support a full half-human right at the front of its body. That would shift the centre of mass way forward, so most of the weight would be on the middle limbs. That would affect its ability to gallop, because in a gallop most of the running power of a horse comes from the back legs. If the back legs are almost completely unloaded because all the weight is at the front, the back legs wouldn't be able to push with much force.

A more realistic centaur would have the trunk weight shifted backwards, so instead of having a human torso replacing its neck and head, it would be like a rider on a horse but without the rider's legs or the horse's head.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Humans can't run, what would they do with their arms?"

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They do the Choo Choo train with their arms.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Naruto running, all the time

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