this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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[โ€“] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 105 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tbh I don't think you should let insanity deter you from the podcast plan. That hasn't stopped lots of other people, so why should it stop you?

[โ€“] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would almost argue that insanity is a prerequisite for a podcast.

[โ€“] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tom Scott has a pretty entertaining trivia podcast, he doesn't appear to be insane?

Given he did a video on time zones...

[โ€“] arudesalad@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I don't think anyone can spend almost 10 years travelling to make weekly youtube videos and still be sane afterwards

[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

its crazy how old that meme is and the podcast meta is still alive and well

[โ€“] fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Isn't it from 2022? How in the hell is something from 2022 "crazy old"?

Like, that's post COVID even...

[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

idk 2022 seems forever ago and memes move fast

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[โ€“] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is like reddit but with blackjack and hookers. Youโ€™ll like it more, Iโ€™m sure

[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh really? where are those bc i've only seen old memes and reposts

[โ€“] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

it said there was a error ?? hello what did you just link

[โ€“] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wait a day and the meme lag will catch up and the next set of memes will be brand new!(to you).

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[โ€“] FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

ISTG im gonna go insane in 2 days

[โ€“] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck killing yourself, just keep ballin.

thats quite generous, its usually 7-days, then hit with a shadowban or a permaban.

Been permanently banned multiple times for the dumbest reasons. Last time I made a new account because family found the old one and I was permanently banned without recourse by spam detection. Never went back.

[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago

oh man i miss commenting on reddit already. guys you never know you have it once you lose it. its only 2 and a half more days but scrolling thru reddit feels meaningless now knowing all i can do is watch and not chime in. oh the misery. i might go touch grass, get fdrunk and pass out on that same grass.

[โ€“] Nebula@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (15 children)

For this post? Damn. Plesse at least try medication if your 2025 plan doesn't work.

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[โ€“] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

luv your banner ( อกโ€ข อœส– อกโ€ข )

[โ€“] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If podcast started, insane, return to step 1

But don't kys the best people out here are crazy AF. You gotta be imbalanced to keep imagination, hope, feistiness, the will to do something drastically different then the awful path laid out before us.

Mess around with gender instead. Be hot, and gay. Its these normies that I really worry about

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[โ€“] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (7 children)

We have 3 days to indoctrinate you

[โ€“] highlow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just got perma banned site wide for ban evasion for commenting about Israel committing genocide in world news. Pretty sure I was indeed banned on an old account as I changed them often. Wife's pissed at me cause I got her account banned also.

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[โ€“] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So how's your brain coming along?

[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

its showing some signs of progress in the past year but its slow asf man.....

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have some cork grease of you want to try that

[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish my reddit ban was only three days long, it was permanent. sigh I miss niche subreddits

[โ€“] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They used to be. Even subreddit bans were temporary, something like a month, but then something changed and by now pretty much all bans are permament. My last ban was also permament from /r/gaming for a comment that said "seeing 100 DLCs inspires piracy" (this was reference to massive list of Sims3 DLCs).

Sims 4 has a cartoonishly large amount of DLCs, it's like over a thousand dollars for the complete experience now

[โ€“] goofystench@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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