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[–] fluxixx@piefed.social 79 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It ended last decade, they're just updating the EULA's to reflect the new reality.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

dude what the hell is going on over there? did somebody activate your leaders' sleeper phrase? usually you have to space all these regulations out unless your president is a pedophile and trying to instate martial law before the evidence finds its way to a court.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The danish government "the social democrats" (who haven't been social democrats for 20 years....) are spearheading this bullshit. Their only argument is "we're going to catch more pedophiles, think of the children!!!", and whenever they're met with any arguments against this their reply is "you're overreacting" or "you're not even being serious".

My government can go fuck themselves. They're enemies of the people.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

damn. "someone think of the children" propoganda tactics really need to be taught universally at a grade school level. it's so pathetic that people still fall for the tired medieval ass move.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're right, but also telling us to think of the children.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i forgot they were up in you guys' asses too. dude that reptilian douche canoe needs his brain rinsed out

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Personally I'd settle for opening Thiel with an axe. It worked for the Varangians, Normans, Vikings, and Minoans.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

classical-style. harder to pull off but extra points for that European flourish

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am 5 foot 5 inches tall with long hair and full wildman beard think a slightly more feral The Thing era Kurt Russell. I could pull it off with style, just give me a cape and shield.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

get it, Woad Warrior. be careful because you did just describe your appearence in what would likely be called "a cHiLliNg manifesto". But if Luigi Mangione is anything to learn from, it's that there is a planet of pure carnal thirst in the public consciousness for people who put metal objects inside of billionaires.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Woad Warrior, clever gonna have to use that someday. Regardless if folks want to act stupid over the half crazed ramblings of a jackass on the internet then they should go to 4chan far more interesting if less sanitary.

Regardless in all practical terms I can invoke ancient imagery all I want Thiel is well outside my reach, let alone the reach of any weapons I could get near him. Also I can't get myself killed my grandmother can't lose another son and I have cats to take care of.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago

okay, that's rational. I suppose I could've really believed it since it's apparently really easy to get close to the US president with a gun. and of course this is all satire but my ramblings are fully crazed, thank you very much

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why is the lady's head so tiny, tho?

[–] guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

Haha! I didn’t even notice my phone “autocorrect” it to Algeria

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Raw egg pal

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Design choice." -God

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The EU Council has done nothing but neuter and diminish the proposal. It is "back" in the sense that Denmark have their turn at the presidency and have it in their proposed policies to try again.

You, and this post's alarmist "2 months to xxxxx!" nonsense, are very effective Anti-EU propaganda. Tell me more about straight bananas.

[–] Prowly@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk how to embed gifs but:

I'm doing my part

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously why is that so crisp

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

wow, a 60 FPS fullhd GIF?! How?!

edit: oh of course, it's an mp4 actually

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Big brother, and 5 eyes, vpn won't solve it, we need encryption, judge warrants, and stronger privacy law please.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

Everyday that passes i have less and less will to get out of bed

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Can we use the EU's overreaching powers to ban this art style forever? Thanks.

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bring it, motherfuckers. I will encrypt everything.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Better join in the mesh nets while you can