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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He died for the sins of all those on his list.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does that make him sex offender Jesus?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Saint of rapists and pedophiles. Or demon of? Even baddies need their guardians.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 24 points 1 day ago

Famous neighbours reportedly include an assortment of billionaires, royals, and former politicians who spend their days sipping cocktails in the sunshine of plausible deniability.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Should have put himself on his list.