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[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Does that make him sex offender Jesus?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Saint of rapists and pedophiles. Or demon of? Even baddies need their guardians.