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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/danofied on 2025-08-08 20:46:47+00:00.
i (16F) work as a lifeguard at a small/medium sized waterpark, we basically scan the water all day other than lunch/rotation breaks so most of us get upset pretty easily if anyone starts acting assholish
yesterday i had already had a “rescue” (not real- just to test my response) so i was already irritated and cold and i was positioned at the lazy river with 4 other lifeguards who were all also teenage girls
these two boys, prob 12-13, came and one of them started asking for our names and numbers/“flirting” and just overall trying to get a reaction out of us, i told him he had to stop because we were working and it wasnt funny so he left reluctantly
about 20 mins later he comes back in w/o his friend (who was in a surrounding chair watching) and starts bobbing his head in and out of the water while making gargling noises, all the other guards he passed just ignored/laughed but i was tired of his bs so when he passed me i asked “are you drowning?”, he goes “i think so” so i blew my whistle and jumped in and pulled him out
he was pretty mad and seemed embarrassed and started screaming that he wasn’t pretending to drown he was “just trying to go in and out” (whatever that means), i saw him talking to a foods employee who im assuming is his brother but whoever it was knocked some sense into him
he apologized and didnt bother us again lol