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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 191 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?

A man of class and style, I see.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

The elusive Chocolate Starfish.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 158 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (20 children)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

[–] skrlet13@feddit.cl 71 points 1 week ago

These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

What's the problem with sax and rope?

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[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Seggs, unalive, grape

I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 89 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don't have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.

And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn't a bird 😁

I have no studies at hand but I'd bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.

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[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My ass read this as mpreg for a second

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 58 points 1 week ago

FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.

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[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

!ffmpeg@lemmy.world
!ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.com

One of them is not like the other

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[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 week ago (16 children)

FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)
  • no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
  • buffering is efficient and quick
  • subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
  • can change volume and resolution
  • can be judged by community with a non-karma system
  • little to no algorithm or AI slop
  • can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
  • peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
  • privacy friendly
  • can download, usable offline
  • none of that copyright bullshit

In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.

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[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the "waveform" thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 week ago

Final Fantasy Mpreg

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative

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[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

The Internet was made for it ig.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Can we PLEASE make ffmpeg use GPL for everything?

Actually, can we do that for just all open source software. I'm getting kinda tired of large multinationals using open source for free to make billions over billions and then give back a dollar or so for each of those...

Maybe there are exceptions here and there but most companies give back shit

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[–] jwt@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Thank god someone scratched out a letter in that mysterious word. Otherwise I may have seen something obscene. Now I have no idea what is meant to be written on that block 🤔

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone from the UK, I'm glad they did that. So I can see the image without going through passport control.

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space

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