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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

aw jeeze, it's literally throbbing with cream...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

aw jizze

remember, it's only jizze if it comes from the jizze pastry region of franch.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can’t we just have a nice thread for once?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Mmm...that does sound so good. Fuck, that's nice.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

It's okay, jizz is also the genre of the cantina music in Star Wars.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

My brain automatically read this in Morty's voice.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Just deepthroat em, like I do.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

Not that kind of food porn... But hey I'll take it

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It wants to tell you that you should install Arch Linux.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

i want to put it in my mouth

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You should see the Boudins noirs.

[–] running_ragged@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Slow your roll!