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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/rocknglow13 on 2024-02-08 02:09:14.
A while back in College my English professor was getting mad at all of the bad Grammer and simple mistakes that people were making. He challenged the class that whoever could come up with the most random spastic sentence that couldnt be fixed with 2 English skills( Grammer, punctuation word changes, etc)would automatically get an A in the class at the end of the year. The challenge was it had to be 1 single sentence. I thought long and hard so here is what I came up with. "Ain't ya never gonna get you some of that there stuff?" My professor looked at it and looked at me and simply said you win. He couldn't even begin to fix the sentence. He quietly left class muttering there is always 1. The class was supposed to be an hour long and it ended that day in 10 minutes. Needless to say I got my A at the end of the year.