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I've seen what happens, and I don't think you're allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material
Prop head on one of the corners, close eyes, float into the abyss.
It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?
If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)
But each of the props is individually photoshopped.
Wouldn't you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?
Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.
I suppose that's my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.
I can only assume that photography is illegal in China
Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.
I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
You’d have to get a magic wand that doesn’t plug into the wall though, so you’re giving up on a bit of power.
wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
Just remember to do Kegels until the bathwater is out before you leave the tub.
Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.
it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again
I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume
"An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.
An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy
I did not know that about cunt physics
I didn't either so imagine my fuckin surprise 💀
Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
I wish women were real. They're so pretty.
From what I've read about them in books they seem really great
I was single for 20 years due to various personal issues and insecuritys. I finally threw caution into the wind and went on a date.
I plan to propose soon. It's worth it in the end. It really is.
just become one.
but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!
IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!
IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.
I mostly stare into the abyss.
One day the abyss will stare back.