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Sweet Red Espresso Martini

1 oz vodka

1 oz Oliver Sweet Red wine

1.5 oz chilled espresso or cold brew coffee

1 oz simple syrup

1 egg white

Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker. Add ice. Shake vigorously until rich foam forms. Pour into coupe or martini glass. Garnish with espresso beans.

https://www.oliverwinery.com/blog/sweet-red-espresso-martini

Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

That's a beauty!

as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:

1. it's warm
2. gravity isn't being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you're over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)

thanks i'm here all week

It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.

It's the only warm place in the house.

It's a lovely way to unwind after a long day. Soaking in water takes weight off your joints and bones, the heat feels nice, and I'll usually put a show on my phone to unwind with an episode before I wash up.

What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.

And why is the water brown?

Hence the tray, you do both and it's better than either. Wish I had one

Easy clean up.

I wish women were real. They're so pretty.

IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.

I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.

IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.

wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

I can only assume that photography is illegal in China