Malicious Compliance

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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/xSwizzleStickx on 2025-08-01 19:43:09+00:00.

I've trained my toddler to do exactly that for diaper change. He lifts his bum, I take care of business, he puts his bum down, and I close up shop.

He's not exactly a fan of diaper changes, especially when he was in the middle of play time, so today he decided that he just wouldn't put his bum down. I would press him down, but once I took my hands off his hips to do the flaps, his bum would go right back up again.

To be fair, it wasn't exactly malicious, but it was definitely a pain in the... bum