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[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why does he look like kier starmer

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

Punished kier starmer

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Keir Starmer after 1 week in Belmarsh prison.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Ink Starmer

[–] jack@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

That's how all British men look

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm normally eh on extreme body mods, but i can at least understand a man's desire to not be maw "british"

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bri’ish

sad news for many american crackers tho, they’re basically just british without heathcare

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

don’t worry, I hear the brits are working on fixing that discrepancy

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sad day, i hope not. dealing with health”care” in the US is something i genuinely wouldn’t wish on anyone. except nazis cause they wanna kill everyone so they don’t deserve healthcare. in fact in a perfect world everyone would have healthcare, but nazis would use the current US system where they have to pay a lot to get nothing but more debt

[–] Darleys_Brew@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Fuhrage for the win.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

first the sex arses now this

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got 500k sex arses held up in customs, m8!

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First they came for the gooners ....

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

At least the poem ends after the first verse this time, because the country's full of gooners.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Let my mans see his porno, god damn.

[–] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm pretty interested in the story behind this guy's name, King Of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-ite

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Of the Birmingham The Exteme Ink-ites??

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Ink Gizzard & the Lizard Winkard ass name

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

He has his own wikipedia page.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

How much money could I get from moving to France and selling 2000s playboy mags that I carried across the british channel in a speedboat

applying a full layer of clown make up each and every time i want to goon, due to my undying patriotism

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

His forehead stud thing is off centre

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if he thinks about balding a lot

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he's probably thrilled for it. more real estate

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it's probably why he has a repeating pattern up there

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apparently they're going to make using a VPN illegal.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

It’s ok they’ll use the money from the fines to help Ukraine keep Russian authoritarianism at bay, did you know Putin hates free speech so much that he banned VPNs- oh wait oh shit uhh

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 month ago

Two part plant, with VPNs illegal, everybody has to return to the office.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

mfw I have to spend hundreds each week on touchups

[–] Darleys_Brew@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

I reckon this guy might have a history of issues…interesting that this is what pushed him over the edge.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

people told me i was a loser for not getting my face covered in tattoos, but i always knew this day would come. now they're out in the cold, and i am logging on to jumbo high speed titties at clownsex dot fart.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Huh, I didn't know you could dye the whites of your eyes. Seems like a bad idea, but what do I know.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Skill issue.