How many birds do I need for about 4 hours at 15 Mbps? I want to watch The Return of the King in 4k.
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You might need a murder of crows for that one.
Oh, that would be perfect! Our local avian rescue has had three unhomed crows for a while. I think they got another one recently, so it would be four good caws.
One standard murmur.
How many starlings do I need to store and play Doom?
I dunno, but here's an example of Doom over audio spectrography to help get you started. Sorry in advance for the devil link:
Doom spectrogram via the most wretched hive of scum and villainy that starts with the letter 'R'
Oh. You just play them the sound and they sing it?
pulls USB drive from backside of a pigeon
Oh my God, you're right! I think I just found one of their contractors:
https://www.thedronebird.com/products/
Quick! Get the word out! I probably don't have much ti
No shit, they're drones. Drones have been able to store data forever.
I was kinda hoping someone would do the whole redditsniper thing with one of the drone comments.
Time to update the video on hard drives no one wants.
ETA: Not a dis. These are actually really interesting.
X account is called Sterling, talking about a Starling, if you didn't notice...
why not .jxl?
The starling won't accept JPEG-XL until somebody else builds a high quality decoder in a memory-safe language like Rust
Had this in my Watch Later. Nice spoiler.
It's in the first minute of the video.
I saw this elsewhere and thought it was bs earlier, but this time I decided to check it out.
Your starling enthusiast is named Sterling?