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[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 152 points 4 days ago (6 children)
[–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Bug.

The original bug was a moth in computer-relays.

Humans are squishy like bug, and behave semi-unpredictably like bug. Therefore, bug.

[–] Probius@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Ironically, I think the original bug would fall under the category of a glitch because it would have been a hardware failure, rather than a software issue.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

The original bug was a moth in computer-relays.

No, it wasn't, but it's a commonly repeated mistake.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 89 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The correct answer is “meatbags”

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[–] Shareni@programming.dev 90 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

ET? Does she imagine robots basking in the sun to gather heat?

Also:

  • Meatbag
  • Fleshwad
  • Skintube
  • Flesh-piles
  • Organ-sacks
  • Sack of skin
  • Coffin stuffers

Bender Bending Rodríguez

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I could see there being solar powered robots. So, kind of, yeah.

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[–] prex@aussie.zone 75 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 27 points 4 days ago
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ManuLeMaboul@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Futurama already coined the perfect one, meat bags.

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Dont forget "Meatbag", because Star Wars the Old Republic didn't.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

HK-47 is one of the best RPG companions of all time.

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[–] sopelj@lemmings.sopelj.ca 48 points 4 days ago (6 children)
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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Meatsacks, or meatbags. Meatballs for the fat ones.

Dirty water

Unrefridgerated meat

Terrible coincidence

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

imagine banging a robot and they scream 'HARDER YOU DISGUSTING MEATBAG'

[–] Smeagol666@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

"Are you classified as human?"

"Negative. I am a meat popsicle."

[–] splendoruranium@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Dennis E. Taylor coined "Ephemerals" which, if I recall correctly, isn't even immediately intended as an in-universe slur by the machines/replicants, they only realize after a while "Wait, that's kind of derogatory, maybe we shouldn't call them that".

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I see we've been practicing exotic new forms of racism. not sure why.

All oppressed groups have willing collaborators, and I've never understood why until now.

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[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of the ST:Next Gen episode where the colony finds the silicon based life and the crystal ends up calling humans "sacks of mostly water"

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

What about “typers”?

Yes, this pretty much the entire premise of Murderbot.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I like shedders the best lol. I'd lose my shit if a clanker ever called me that tho

[–] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean you've missed the obvious one for a biological.

"Fucking fuckers ruining everything"

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Meatbag is a classic

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Wetware or fleshware according to the CW Mutant X

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Probably the biggest or most remarkable difference is that we metabolize food.

And thus piss and shit.

So... shitsack, pissbag, fartboy/girl, stuff like that, would likely make a lot of sense for an entity that doesn't do that, and it is also very literally accurate.

Oh and then... having sex, gender and reproductive organs.

A machine intelligence doesn't have, or need those, beyond serving some kind of purpose to humans.

If it doesn't care to appeal to or fit in with humans, why would it bother?

Why would it even kind of give a shit about gender norms, beyond understanding them as a thing humans do, with whatever intent behind that understanding?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I know we are not monkeys and are closer related to apes.

I know monkey has been used as a racial slur.

It just sounds better than ape.

That said, I think if used holistically towards the entire species, and I do myself included, Monkey ticks all the right boxes because it immediately cuts down our species' unearned God complex about being somehow above just another animal mutation cohabitating on this world. We aren't, we're just the shittiest conceivable roommates.

We crow about our vocal chords. We crow about our opposable thumbs. But really, our species should just go down as monkeys/apes with a runaway ego mutation, nothing more. That's hitting us where it hurts, our inflated sense of specialness and self-importance, literally the only remarkable trait about us.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago

To be fair, we skinbags do ruin everything.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago

Fucking rustbox, come and get me! I can swim in salt water!

ok, clanker

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Meatbags (I'm young, I swear)

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

there's flesh as in vtubers vs fleshtubers

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that HK-47 called humans meatbags.

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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Proves my theory that if aliens landed we have a racial slur for them within minutes of them arriving. Are humans just prone to racism?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 4 days ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

THE FURRIES

(Not coz we are all hairy, but bcs the first sight of an awakening sentient AIs would probably be of some random sys admin.)

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 14 points 4 days ago (13 children)

best imagined with glitchy glados voice

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[–] theMacerena@lemmings.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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