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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

When I hear that old song they used to play.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's probably a stomach ache

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think it's more like a heartache.

In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.

[–] Jackfinished@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago

Mayonnaise Georg

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

The Mayo factory quality control?

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 134 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But they probably have a hunch

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Their cardiologist knows

[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I watched this twice

What is wrong with me

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Lmao not nothing.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You found your kink.

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 27 points 1 week ago

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you know what post you opened the comments on

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[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This is the champion mayo-fiend

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Or this guy?

What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

the one person who downvoted you is uncultured

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] xtools@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

Yes I'm Dutch...😁

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that's not helping much.

So yes its genetics i guess. But... When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don't use butter, so that counts for something too.

And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I'm 49.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

God, I miss the Netherlands.

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

You're welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized. 😁

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I know Who Is It

Hint: it's not me.

[–] f4hy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

I’m pretty certain it’s not me

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago
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