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[–] Jackfinished@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

The Mayo factory quality control?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

When I hear that old song they used to play.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's probably a stomach ache

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I think it's more like a heartache.

In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

Mayonnaise Georg

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 131 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But they probably have a hunch

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Their cardiologist knows

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is the champion mayo-fiend

What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Or this guy?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It's common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean "tacos" which barely count as tacos. So I'm wondering if mayonnaise "sandwiches" are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren't ubiquitous.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah I believe that counts.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you know what post you opened the comments on

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[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I watched this twice

What is wrong with me

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Lmao not nothing.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You found your kink.

Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

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[–] xtools@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

Yes I'm Dutch...😁

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that's not helping much.

So yes its genetics i guess. But... When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don't use butter, so that counts for something too.

And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I'm 49.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 1 points 5 hours ago

God, I miss the Netherlands.

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

the one person who downvoted you is uncultured

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Beautiful 👏

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That gets worst as it progresses.

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I know Who Is It

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago
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