My wife and I aren't a queer couple, but memes like this make me feel like we're missing out.
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Anyone can buy neon space cat underwear. You don’t have to be queer. 😸
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Buy those space taco cat briefs today. Flaunt them like you know you can, honey.
You can be a queer couple some day
My wife and I aren’t queer either. I wear black and she wears the neon taco space cats.
My wife wears the black underpants and I wear the fun ones.
Posts like this make me wonder why all of my underwear is black, it's not like anyone else will see them!
I knew a music teacher that only owned black underwear, on the in theory that if her underwear showed during a student's recital it wouldn't be obvious. (Her recital uniform was all black.)
Are your a music teacher?
No, but I also only wear black xD
Oh this is simple, you're a goth. Your music taste can now only be Depeche Mode, The Cure, HIM, & London after midnight. Please see Thagasaur on your way out for your obligatory palmette tattoo.
I hate all of that music 😭
They're all wrong. You're either an av tech/engineer or a mime with amnesia.
Or maybe it's a Wee Sing in Sillyville and you're actually wearing a kaleidescope of colors that are all the same value.
Only alternative is to become a music teacher or Discworld Assassin. I don't make the rules.
It's the law
Sorry, dems da rules.
I looked up palmette and saw a feature of art deco buildings that I haven’t really seen in tattoos, then looked up “palmette” tattoo and even with the quotes, it was all saw palmettos. What’s a palmette tattoo look like?
You sure you were spelling it correctly?
That’s the architectural feature that came up, so I probably spelled it correctly, but it was the same as how I spelled it in the comment.
I have never seen that kind of tattoo before and many of my friends would probably be considered goth (but we’re olds and I’m not observant). Does it reference something?
I usually see it on the top of the hand, and I'm old too. Wonder if it's regional. I've seen it mainly in the southern US
Ah, maybe. I’m from New England and live in Germany.
I had the same question but laser taco space cat
But you see them.
I like the ones with spaceships
The neon taco cats are flying the spaceships...
They're space corgis, I'll have you know.
And I'm the one with the boring underwear. The cuts I like tend to come in solid colors, maybe sometimes with flowers.
I'm "only" ace with usually straight partners but I am definitely in the neon underwear camp. Excepts it's parrots, tucans and flamingos. Life's too short to give a shit.
Damn this one is brutal
DAmnit! I thought my wildly eclectic bright red underwear with zippered pockets let me be queer enough in my sea of solid colored maroon/black/blue/and-the-one-odd-blue/green/brown/maroon-camo underoos. Now you're telling me I have to get a partner with drawings/designs?
Y'all are wearing underwear?