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Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
(www.independent.co.uk)
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this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2025
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I truly can't tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Actually, he looks more like Beavis
Need youtube link substitution. I just probably got fingerprinted.
Maybe a bit like Mikey Day?
I've seen that one oh so many times!!! Heidi breaking character is as funny as Mike Day.
He eats the sugar and "becomes" Cornholio.
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
To be fair, I wouldn't be surprised that he would meet that end on any random day.
This... This isn't The Onion?
Humans are silly.
The logic being "it takes one to know one?"
Oh, shut up
No need. We already know enough, don't we???? Hellooooo
So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right
And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.
She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn't against pedophilia, it turned her on.
She’s just upset the Lolita* Express was shut down before she could visit the island.
Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.
it's disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof
https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680
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Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm's syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!
Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape
Well don't you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.
Dream team Special counsel:
Lead- Matt Gaetz
Assist
- Harvey Weinstein,
- Bill Cosby from the jello commercial
- the dusty bones of Strom Thurmond
- R. Kelly's piss
- fat Jared
You don't need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I'm sayin'?
Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.
I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn't a new faction, they're gearing up to investigate and say there's nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn't want to die in prison.
oh there won't be nothing, plenty of dems gonna be on that list for sure, but mysteriously only a couple token no-name (R)s
every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.
I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.
The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it's impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a "sleepover" at his estate.
Hey, Republicans, what happened with that "groomer" panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?
They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else
Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.
If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!
Only the Gross Old Pedophiles could come up with shit like this.
Yeah, this timeline really is fucking bizarre.
At least it seems on brand for the GOP.
THIS is why she and the Other Republicans voted AGAINST Releasing the Epstein Files! They wanted MATT GAETZ to Release it Instead for some reason because that's PREFERABLE than Releasing it without him?
Makes sense to appoint someone who knows the subject matter so well
Terrible choice.
guess Boeberts check didn't clear.
That's an oddly strategic move from a pancake like BoBo.
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