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[–] fucktrump@lemmy.world 274 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 122 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn't against pedophilia, it turned her on.

[–] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

She’s just upset the Lolita* Express was shut down before she could visit the island.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.

it's disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 12 points 2 days ago

Well don't you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm's syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!

Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape