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Jocktober

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

Decay is my favourite month

j'october

Wake me up when Septempril ends

I was born in _arch, btw.

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

Best CAPTCHA ever!

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I, too, was born in Septulyber.

I use febr a rch btw

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

Managust, the manliest of months.

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

This is a repost from last japril.

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

Febroctobus

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

at least no bot will solve this

I was bowm in Novemy :3

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

"Lousy Smarch Weather"

'Do Not Touch -Willie'

"Hey, good advice!"

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

• "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
• "uar" is good for jan/febr

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.