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[–] rustyredox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wake me up when Septempril ends

[–] codapine@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Sounds like a medicine I shouldn't take before asking my doctor if it's right for me.

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

at least no bot will solve this

[–] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I use febr a rch btw

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago

Il elle on a october

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 hours ago

Febroctobus

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Captchas are really getting out of hand.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 hours ago

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

[–] socrates@slrpnk.net 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I saw decapril, thought the exact same thing

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago

I think you can use the white space so it's "[ ]april"

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn't get removed, you are left with "febr uary".

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

With white space you can make every month

[–] zlatko@programming.dev 4 points 9 hours ago

It's 12, looks good to me.

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 137 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago

My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...

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[–] Ediacarium@feddit.org 62 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 13 points 14 hours ago

That’s just adding salt to the would

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests

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[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Jocktober is a workout month. Gotta get fit for my costume.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 41 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll take “le tits now” for 300, Trebek ~HEH~ ~HEH~

[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 51 points 16 hours ago

Decay is my favourite month

[–] teft@piefed.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 15 hours ago

I was born in _arch, btw.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 hours ago

God, always. Nothing about our current calendar is working for me.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago

🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

[–] drangus@piefed.social 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The blank options solve that

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago

Best CAPTCHA ever!

[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Joctober and Novemy sound fun!

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 15 hours ago
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

They can't even align the goddam controls smdh

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

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