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[–] HylicManoeuvre@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

I love how length and time are unfathomably small to even conceptualize, then energy is just like car

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Truely awful writing.

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm having a Planck IQ moment trying to decypher the four lines of distilled aneurysm with which you just presented me

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 12 points 3 days ago

Yeah it's missing the text, "...then the Planck X would be..." for the first two.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Need an explanation? The smallest possible black hole is called a Planck particle. It should have a mass of a Planck mass, a size of an Planck length, should evaporate in a Planck time, releasing a Planck energy.

[–] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 28 points 3 days ago

Ooookay. I feel like I've heard Planck length/time used in other (perhaps wrong) contexts. So the mass and energy seemed wildly large by comparison.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

By the way, the evaporation of a Planck particule should generate a power of P = Planck energy / Planck time = 3.629 × 10^52 W --> 36.29 million million million million million million million Gigawatts. More than enough to power a time machine.

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Plank length: usually 10ft for 2x4s. Though, you can get them cut to length.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

You can what? You mean I can put down this bread knife and just have my house built for me? I think I'll keep my sense of pride and accomplishment, sucker...

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

Aneurysm posting is my middle name :3

[–] Applejuicy@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

I was worried I was alone

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In my heart, these are the definitions of Planck units.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Quick, someone make a heavier Honda Accord and destroy the universe!

[–] Crispycrebs@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago
[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 11 points 3 days ago

I for one like to keep things simple and just express everything directly in units of the number of periods of the radiation emitted by the ground state hyperfine levels of Cesium-133.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

MAGA people have an IQ of 140-180 (Planck units), ICE agents less.

[–] UberKitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

is the energy equivalent to what’s stored in the gasoline? or does the car factor in too?

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

10^9 Joules is roughly the chemical energy of a full tank of gasoline. The mass-energy of the car (or even just gas itself) would be many, many orders of magnitude higher.