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[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 98 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 65 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 6 points 2 weeks ago

Friggin delicious.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Username checks out

Happy cake day!

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 weeks ago

Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

But pussy isn't!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] craigers@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say "beans"

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Don't call him ass

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

[–] a_person@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Onion (raw)

[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Guinea Pig.

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

A bag of dicks

[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] krow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Over night oats, Ono for short.

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[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Rib sammich

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

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[–] MightyLordJason@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Granola and Yogurt. Or Yogurt and Granola

[–] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hi Adobo 🥰

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Benedict, a dignified surname. Eggs, a silly given name.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

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[–] TheDarkestShark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Kung Pao Chicken

[–] DaneGerous@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Entire family size bag of Doritos.

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