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[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 days ago

Better than the alternative of simply not eating anything.

Some nutrition is better than no nutrition.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Felt prompted to share my lunch. Feeling healthy (yes one of the pills is MP as well).

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hope that's decaf. Methylphenidate and caffeine really don't mix well.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've had zero issues and my psych hadn't said anything either

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Lucky you! I'm just getting started so I'm not allowed to drink caffeine as it would falsify the effects. The "manual" (Packungsbeilage in German) also says that caffeine can have an adverse effect, making you completely jittery and unable to concentrate. But every person is different and you lucked out I suppose.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The capsule is the MP, the lengthy one is escitalopram (an SSRI antidepressant), the round ones are thyrostatics, for my autoimmune hyperthyroidism.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does this combination work for you? Have you tried an SNRI like venlafaxin?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It works really well for me! Since I've been on both, my mood has been ok almost every day, for the first time since puberty (10-15 years ago). Psych said that's a known effect of this exact combo.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

U might want to change that pepsi for some bananas or baked stuff. Like, fruit cake is excellent. And cheap at the local market. :)

[–] orochi02@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

Recommendations?

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.

Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

My brain broke deciding whether it was the English or German word 'also'

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

This is so disgusting!

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

THIS IS FOOD

mix it together to make Filk

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

If they don't put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.

I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

filkthylfenidate

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ah yes breakfast of champions

  • methylphenidate
  • liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
  • something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I'm not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As NT-master race, had to look it up:

methylphenidate = Ritalin

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hahaha yeah it's definitely just 6

(I just checked, it's 19 on my phone, 21 on my laptop and 12 on my work PC)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

6 is about my limit before the Au* part of my AuDHD kicks in and I exasperatedly shove them all into the bookmarks folder

we don't talk about the bookmarks folder

*suspected, full disclaimer (my evaluator said my insurance would only pay for one diagnosis lol)

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do people... go back to the tabs they leave open?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

only if there's something more important I'm supposed to be doing lol

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs

That's the methylphenidate talking.

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The date stamp is visible in the picture. How’s opening and sniffing it faster/more convenient?

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

In this case it is thankfully placed in an obvious spot. I was speaking more in general because they’re not always that easy to find.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] GolfNovemberUniform@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is more healthy than the average diet.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I mentioned Soylent a while back and someone commented that it was slop. I guess people just aren't into that.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

genuinely, toss in some starchy bread and maybe fruit in there, please. your gut will thank you.

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

It's already supposed to be a balanced diet with fiber and protein, wouldn't bread throw off the balance?

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 1 points 6 days ago

Sure is. Why do you think not?

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't call that a good foundation for a diet.

yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Zero Zucker

[–] helix@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?