In Charlie's defense, he's a literal giant festering anus and it would be basically impossible for him to keep his hands clean (cuz they're perpetually poopy anus hands)
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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I put all my food in a bowl and eat it like a pig at a trough
if it's good enough for dogs it's good enough for people
Charlie Kirk stink palms his enemies
i used to have to itchiest of bungholes until i bought a bidet.. haven't had to itch in over a year now and I'll never go back
My son has always eaten rice with his hands since he started eating solids. He's not a big utensil guy. I started following him and doing the same.
Luckily we're able to do this because we don't spend any time scratching our asses through the day.
My son is 3 and has better hygiene than this guy.