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I saw a guy carrying a stack of board games in my neighborhood today (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He must have been going to a party, he had catan, he had uno, and he had Scrabble way up at the top. His stack wasn't balanced very well though, and Scrabble fell, the box burst open, spilling tiles everywhere.

So I went up to him and asked, "what's the word on the street?"

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too bad he didn't have a Ticket to Ride.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

weird to see that game mentioned. Just played that with the fam last weekend.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago

Absolute banger of a game.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago

He was taking a Risk.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wild story. Really Boggles the mind.

[–] UniversalFlamingo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

All those games. Dude had a Monopoly.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's Life....

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some people just don't have a Clue

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bingo!

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

If he was only better at Jenga...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Really feel Sorry for the guy

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Help him pick things up or you'll be Sorry!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stacking them again must be quite the Operation.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It sure is a Twister.