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All of it. The big hole, the mask, nuking the ocean while the NYPD storms out of the sewers to fight a crime army. He will stop at NOTHING to kill the batman.

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[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're taking wallstreeters and make them walk out in the ice in the east river and then they fall through.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Imagine being paid so much to be so dumb

[–] aqwxcvbnji@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

He's so shocked and horrified that someone has won an election on a socialdemocratic platform that he can't put his fears in to words anymore. He was so used to Chuck Schumer being "the left" that this moment comes across to him like the Weather Underground or the Rote Armee Fraction has taken power in NYC.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

well spoken, sir.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

We're coming for your toothbrush, white boy!

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

The modern Nostradamus. Heed his wisdom.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I live in downtown Manhattan and it's a war zone rn, Shakira Law ALL OVER

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Those hips are NOT lying!

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not in the US so I hope he does the plot of The Dark Knight and does extraordinary rendition to me

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And if he does the plot of 007: Goldeneye? That's global financial collapse bub.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

don't threaten me with a good time

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's going to cave in the floor of a stadium everywhere except where he's standing and not even move, he won't be scared he's standing in the wrong spot at all, and he's going to make all the football fans watch two king crabs clamp a professor's testicles

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Fuck that's scary.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm just concerned about the wall to wall cellphone surveillance grid that Batman made for Commissioner Gordon to catch the Joker. That much information should not be in the hands of the cops, let alone vigilantes!

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

too late, they've been doing that for 10 years already!

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

A government run grocery store is basically the same thing as banishing people to icy waters

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

hes gonna kill the single billionaire that’s prolonging and worsening crime in gotham so he can beat up poor people while posing as some sort of philanthropist in his public life and a literal hero in his private one?

📞 yes hello? is this the freakin epic department?

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

He should make the billionaires walk on ice

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

no more half measures walter

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I'm terrified he won't.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mamdani is going to construct an arsenal of clown themed crime gadgets to throw at zionists

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

That's fucking horrifying. I bet anything that on day one he's going to paint a tunnel on a building and write "Israel" above it just to trick innocent people into trying to run through it.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

the fire rises