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[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She's missing out by not joining in.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 4 days ago
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This kid looks so angry for someone who is getting some easy cash

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sure its easy cash, but now he is deprived of his fun.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

"Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!"

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 40 points 5 days ago

Plot twist: Leroy is his kid from a previous relationship.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Boys only want one thing, and it's toys

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.

Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I'm imagining the two teenagers giggling, and your wife looking annoyed.

Then you chase her too, and now all three of them are giggling and running from you, as confused shoppers look on.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Not true.

I also want love.

......and a sandwich.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 4 days ago

Also, friends to plays with.

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She's gonna shit her pants.

[–] yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 days ago

Joke's on you he's into that shit.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He'll grow out of it eventually. Not like he's going to be 17 forever!

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didn't he die saving someone a few years back?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In one timeline, yes, but in others eternally teenage Archie lives on!

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I saw it more that we are just in a different part of that timeline Archie living his teenage years blissfully ignorant of his grisly fate.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Nah, because he's been a teenager for 84 years. He's done far more than any person actually could have while remaining a teenager the whole time.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Man the deep lore of Archie comics is surprisingly deep

Reboots,retcons, reality warping powers, alternate universes, zombies, deities, gods, afterlives, murder, crimes, time travel, love triangles

The extended universe is even more crazy

I mean damn

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago

To be honest, it's exactly what I'd do. Maybe, that's why I am still single.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Well, my mind went: "Hehe, dick shaped cars. Let's imagine he built a jump and had her lay in front of it, legs wide open, then absolutely sent the cars into the cave of no return."

I take no credit or blame for this, it wasn't by will, my mind just decided this thought is happening.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Shaped like who's dick?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

........welp. You certainly took the time to write all of that out.

.....for some reason.