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[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 70 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

The biggest indictment against us communists is that we have not yet established communism as the predominant/only system of social organisation with enemies this stupid. If we can't win against idiots like this, what does that say about us?

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The priests are dumb, the machine they worship is very smart and crafty

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

That would be fantastic as a song lyric.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago

The conservatives of the past used to be a lot more competent than this. It was them who drove the left to near extinction. Now we got lead-brained boomers, alt-right grifters, and a near infinite supply of centrist liberals who are just fine with the deteriorating status quo.

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago

As others said, the anti-communists of the past were much more competent and created the state apparatus that can have any idiot pilot it while suppressing the left. We are just at the point where the idiots are piloting it.

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

The biggest indictment against us communists is that we have not yet established communism as the predominant/only system of social organisation with enemies this stupid. If we can't win against idiots like this, what does that say about us?

Wow, you're terrible at this catgirl-disgust

Well, you're the one who has lost repeatedly. So if I'm terrible, what does that make you? porky-happy

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Being a leftist is what made me start believing in the concept of luck again.

I feel like fucking Wil E Coyote with this level of bad luck.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please be careful going into anything that looks like a tunnel.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

never believe that the antisemites are etc etc

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She also is out there saying her procedure for her ectopic pregnancy, was "not an abortion". Sorry to break it to you, it was. She knows that though, don't be fooled.

[–] Ambiwar@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They believe life begins at conception. An ectopic pregnancy is when a fertilized egg grows outside the uterus. She had it medically terminated with methotrexate.

Open and shut case.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

More semantic gymnastics!

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 57 points 2 weeks ago

she probably should have prayed more successfully for Jesus Christ to not personally implant a perfect miracle baby bomb in one of her sinful, woke egg ducts.

skill issue.

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In all seriousness, I'm the only Maoist doctor in America and I refused to treat her last week. Sorry comrade I brought this on us.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm the only Maoist doctor in America

You 100% sure about that?

[–] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah they're all libs and Dengists, so all libs

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In western politics there are two rules:

Rule 1. The right is perfect in every single conceivable way! That’s why they’re called the right!

Rule 2. The left is always in the wrong, don’t mind that they are a small irrelevant microcosm of the population. They’re wrong because they’re unpopular…and therefore that means they must be wrong!

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

"Sinister" means "on the left side". Leftists owned!

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

But also very powerful, and can cast wicked magicks that make our leaders look like buffoons!

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They manage to baffle me with new ways to display stupidity while being obsessed with IQ and calipers.

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Are Amerikkkan ~~politicians~~ even sentient?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Among the many curiosities of the Western tribes, none is more baffling than their suspicion of sentience itself. To reason, perceive connections, or even show basic faculties like object permanence or perceiving cause and effect is often deemed effeminate, subversive, or, most damningly, “woke,” a term marking heresy against tribal superstitions.

A telling example is a female tribal elder of the Floridian persuasion, who had long performed rites forbidding physicians from aiding the women of her primitive swamp-dwelling tribe. When herself denied help in peril, she blamed “the Left,” a mythical evil spirit used by westerners to explain all misfortunes, and not her own actions for her predicament.

Such aberrations likely stem from peculiarities of the Occidental cranium, whose shape suggests underdeveloped frontal cogitos.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

Stick in the bicycle spokes meme.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

I know she won't die from this...but I can still hope.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Amerikkkans are not sentient - our politicians somehow even less so

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

The politicians are at least sentient enough to have figured out that their base is so dumb there won't be any consequences for this.

Ewe have a terminally stupid population