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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lay in bed for a moment and listen to the tunes on my sweet Panasonic clock radio alarm before slapping the snooze button. Then suddenly wake up to realize I have a clock radio alarm again.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

ahh sweet freedom

[–] LitTheFox0@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Playing DOOM with the friend

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.

If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.

it was way better back then.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

“ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”

[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Make coffee?

[–] Mio@feddit.nu 2 points 2 weeks ago

I would make sure the family car accident don't happen that year in October. Next thing would be to grow up and actually try to fix the climate problem so we reach the goal of 0 degree higher temperature on average. Imagine having 30 extra years to spare for this task. Telling how much damage it already have done and we have enough evidence that it is critical to start doing it now.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Use up my turns in Tradewars 2002 on my local BBS and some other door games.

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Open tv’s teletext page 245 (now 235) to see latest NHL results from last night.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Watch the infomercials until something remotely interesting starts.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Doolbs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

AOl, or the BBS's that I was a member of.

[–] Maeve@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Use the bathroom.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Back to usenet.

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