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[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean this does make sense for places where you have a client and you want them to be able to see you doing the math to some degree to give an air of transparency and encourage trust.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago

Or when you split the bill at the end of the date lol

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly, this would be totally common in small mom and pop stores or at a flea market in the age before digital payments and ubiquitous phones.

The person is probably just young. Wait till they discover that rewinding something used to be literal.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And when you paused something it used to start moving more.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Wait what? I grew up on VHS tapes and... What??

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'll see your dual screen and raise you a Casio desktop calculator.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This calculator looks like it comes with a hefty manual and has a following as devoted as vim users

[–] despoticruin@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

These are pretty simple calculators, those switches on top just change how the printing happens. You can set them to print with leading decimals (eg. adding a .00 to monetary values) and alignment to make reading easier. Otherwise it's just a pretty standard calculator. Great machines, you still see them used for audits as a final hand-calculation stapled to the top of the paperwork.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the thing needs to be fed, for power I assume. I wonder what it prefers to eat

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

OMG this one brings back memories! My uncle had one in his shop, I loved the bzzzzt bzzzzt it made...

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

It's too hard to flip upside down when you type 58008

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

they don't have a for sale section because this might be my christmas list

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

This was the machine to count down registers at the end of every retail shift. Great little things. Training someone new on it was always a process though. A lot of people struggled with the concept of entering the sign/operation after the number.

Example 10+2-5 = 7 is entered into the machine as 10 [+] 2 [+] 5 [-] [* or T]. Of course most people treated it like a regular calculator and hit 10 [+] 2 [-] 5 and then scratched their heads to find the equals.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

I have one of these! I actually use it at work too.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

i have five of these in my closet

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

...what do the money detector and red buttons do?..

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The money detector button illuminates a bright UV light on the side that you can use to detect fake notes.

No idea about the red button. I heard one reviewer say the word "computer" while pointing at it (all of the reviewers seem to be from the Philippines, a language that I sadly don't speak), but if found no other clues.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

...i wonder if the red button has something to with sending to or clearing the public display?..

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

It might be just the power button I can't see a power button anywhere else on it and presumably you can turn these things off.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Based on it having two screens and a picture with a pinky extended, I imagine the money detector is useless as it will always be activated in such close proximity to Mr. Moneybags here with the fancy calculator

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The long lost inspiration for Tomb Raider.