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[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 132 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

Holy shit. What a throw back. That was one of my mates at university who did that, the exact post. It must be about 15 years old.

Edit: I've just checked, and it was 13 years ago to the day. 12th June 2012 this was posted, and then an update on 13th.

Update here: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06add345-006e-4679-9ca0-ed83bb1c11a9.jpeg

[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

You're a flipping legend for posting the update! Cheers!!

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 67 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So what you’re saying is you are able to update us with the results?

[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Only one update was given on Facebook https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06add345-006e-4679-9ca0-ed83bb1c11a9.jpeg

I think after that he got a bunch of ants because of the jam, so resulted to slug pellets. Don't remember exactly, as it was 13 years ago to the day.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 points 23 hours ago

I once got rid of ants by leaving a small pile of sugar out for them.

I like to think the ants that found it took it back to the nest and said "hey guys look what we found!" then got "don't be so stupid! humans never do that! It's obviously a trap, don't ever go back there"

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the reply!

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 27 points 2 days ago

I expect the maze to be massive, spanning the entire house by now. Anything else and I would be incredibly disappointed.

[–] Tautvydaxx@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hello nice to meet you, now that we know each other I will post that I know the friend of a guy who posted this photo, thank you.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You think that's impressive? I've responded to a comment from someone who spoke to the friend of the guy that posted this photo.

[–] Signtist@bookwormstory.social 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did the slugs just use the sides of the door frame to skip over the edges of the maze?

[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Only one update was given on Facebook https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06add345-006e-4679-9ca0-ed83bb1c11a9.jpeg

I think after that he got a bunch of ants because of the jam, so resulted to slug pellets. Don't remember exactly, as it was 13 years ago to the day.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well then what happened? Did one complete the gauntlet?

[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Only one update was given on Facebook https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06add345-006e-4679-9ca0-ed83bb1c11a9.jpeg

I think after that he got a bunch of ants because of the jam, so resulted to slug pellets. Don't remember exactly, as it was 13 years ago to the day.

Your mate is hilarious!

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 147 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"hearty amount of jam"

Annnnnd now I have slugs and ants.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Put cinnamon around the outer wall and ants will stay out. Not sure what it does to slugs though.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 22 hours ago

Great, now half my kitchen cabinet is poured onto the floor

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

but what's in it for the Ants? They do all the work and have to share their bounty.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 1 day ago

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

This is classic short-sighted ant-centrism. With no slugs in the region, the local supply of salt and jam will collapse. While the slugs do benefit more from the deal, ants should not use that as an excuse to make demands of their allies.

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[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 53 points 2 days ago

I was a wee little lad when a neighborhood friend showed me what happens to a slug when you pour salt on it, how anyone can see that and condone or joke about the use is akin to gas chambers being "effective" for the nazis or death sentences.

Slugs are amazing, their benefits are like worms, birds, and legumes super packed into tiny squishy guys (they compost, spread seeds, and are a good protein source for nature (link)).

Slugs also don't just "show up" and sneak into the house. If you've got a gap under the door like that then EVERYTHING is getting in and your entrance is about as energy efficient as a barn door (for the love of god just get an under door weatherstrip for 10$ even if you rent).

Slugs rely on very moist conditions, your gutter/foundation drainage at that point should be a priority and will 100% make the problem naturally go away. If they're in your house, you should be concerned about possible health complications with whatever conditions are making it a viable habitat for them (probably an open crawlspace with plumbing leaks and water pooling from improper grading). I would probably be worrying about mold and termites more at that point than some slimy guys.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Found a slug trail almost all the way to their room... but no mention of finding the slug.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's about to touch them and one of the twists was they can't know there's a slug chasing them.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

But they do know because they found the trail of slime.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Years ago I had a housemate and she told me that every night, a slug would leave a trail on her bedroom mat and this was going on for years. She could never find it or catch it.

She went away for a week or so for work so I poured some salt on her mat.

Next morning I go look and I find the slug stuck in the middle of the mat unable to escape.

Took a photo of it, tossed it out into the garden and vacuumed the mat.

Showed her the photo when she returned and told her what I had done. She was so relieved that the phantom slug had been dealt with.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This leads to more questions than answers for me.

Where was the slug coming from, and if it had got onto the mat despite the salt, why couldn't it go back the same way?

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My guess is it got in through the window and was never able to find its way out and probably hid somewhere in her room during the day, coming out at night to uh... feast on... no idea.

It's probably like a fly, can find its way into houses and things but not get out. It probably found a way onto the mat through the least resistance and then didn't find a way back out by the time I found it.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

They're actually quite resilient especially if weather is humid. They don't need to eat every night either. I've had slugs in houses where there was no visible food left for them, and they stayed. They do like scraping mold and rot off a variety of surfaces, so it's most likely it survived on whatever was growing or rotting underneath the carpet, or behind a damp wooden skirting or windowsill. Stuff that us humans wouldn't notice unless went literally looking for it

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe this is a regional specific thing, but if I kept finding a weird streak in my bathroom, I would never in a million years assume a sneaky slug suspect.

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[–] olicvb@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine if they just go straight towards the smell and create a bridge of dead slugs through the salt

[–] Blemgo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

And that's why you need to use aluminium instead.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nice of you to draw an arrow to indicate the start, must be very helpful to them.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

slug slips under door and plows head first into salt arrow

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[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The 'fiery death' is actually they melt into a surprisingly large amount of very liquidy goo. You don't want that in your fitted carpet..

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They spread a cup of salt on it, we're past caring about the carpet

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

Salt is easy to vacuum. An encrustation of a dried salt-mucus-protein mush though - that's another level!

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is how you end up with hyper slugs a few generations down the line

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[–] JASN_DE@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What kind of shit houses are you guys building over there?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like low budget college housing. I doubt anywhere is so perfect that a slug can't slip under the door of a low budget college home.

It doesn't take much of a gap for a slug to get in. They could probably get into your home if you were in a wet enough climate with enough slugs.

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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Do slugs even like jam? I really don't feel like doing a web search 😂

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Disgusting.

Carpet.

[–] Chromebby@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Wow I had no idea slugs went into people’s homes like that

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Only if you take the deal.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And much like some other superstitions/religious beliefs, we now see the practicality of putting a line of salt across thresholds to your house! The first time I considered food safety in conjunction with a desert people in 4000 bc, I realized the Talmudic prohibition on consuming shellfish and pork was pretty logical.

To be clear, they aren’t all reasonable (for example: black cats and the ban on mixed fiber textiles), but I’m always excited to find another prescientific belief with a scientifically grounded benefit.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the ban on mixed fiber textiles was about banning practices common to competing religions in the local area during the bronze age. it makes sense as a way to increase group identity. you can easily see the same thing today, whenever Group A has an enemy, Group B, and vilifies things they see as emblematic of Group B, even if they're objectively pretty neutral.

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