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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 150 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"hearty amount of jam"

Annnnnd now I have slugs and ants.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

but what's in it for the Ants? They do all the work and have to share their bounty.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Arachnids can definitely be bugs in my book, but I had never considered mollusks before!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"minifauna" is going on my list.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Something something scorpion.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put cinnamon around the outer wall and ants will stay out. Not sure what it does to slugs though.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Great, now half my kitchen cabinet is poured onto the floor