this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
768 points (98.5% liked)

Microblog Memes

8117 readers
3441 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 147 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"hearty amount of jam"

Annnnnd now I have slugs and ants.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Put cinnamon around the outer wall and ants will stay out. Not sure what it does to slugs though.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 17 hours ago

Great, now half my kitchen cabinet is poured onto the floor

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

but what's in it for the Ants? They do all the work and have to share their bounty.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 1 day ago

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

This is classic short-sighted ant-centrism. With no slugs in the region, the local supply of salt and jam will collapse. While the slugs do benefit more from the deal, ants should not use that as an excuse to make demands of their allies.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Arachnids can definitely be bugs in my book, but I had never considered mollusks before!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

"minifauna" is going on my list.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Something something scorpion.