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is this an encoder

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is this funny, or is it a useful illustration?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why not both?

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

People stopped being snobbish about knowing what those words mean about a decade ago. It would be an useful slap on the face of those people back then, but now if it's useful it's only for calming down some random person that know what they mean but isn't confident about it.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so lost. For kids learning to code, I think this image actually might help them understand

[–] sus@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

You can still be snobby by instead insisting on "fold, scan, iterate"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is an encoder

Which one? All the ones I've used just make audio and video; no sandwich. :(

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

you must be the physical embodiment of the map reduce, channeling your inner ingredient to sandwich pipeline. alternatively find a partner who can do it for you. probably tastes better that way.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Of the three sandwiches, only one can be toasted, ergo it is a one hot encoder

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that checks out. Now you're ready for that massively parallel big data (or sandwich?) processing

[–] JuanPeece@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then you fuck up your asynchronous timing, leaving a race condition where the sandwich has bread on the inside. Oh, and QA can only reproduce sometimes

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

With mapreduce you should generally have your code written in such a way that that cannot happen. Unless the reduce step is improperly programmed.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago
Sandwich.hs:6:11: error: [GHC-83865]
    * Couldn't match type ‘Bread’ with ‘Cucumber’
        Expected: Bread
        Actual: Cucumber

This wouldn't have happened with Burritos.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

Extract Transform Loaf

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

which one is the root for loop?

[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That’s not a tasty sandwich

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's vegan? And pepper is the main filling?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

No, GNU is the main filling, obviously.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah where the hell is the cheese? How could I, a lactose intolerant; eat a sandwich without the most lactose-dense food in existence?

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ackshually yellow cheese doesn't have much lactose, see e.g. https://www.lactolerance.fr/blog/en/milk-content-of-dairy-products/